*giggles*

BearDragonLady · Post by **BearDragonLady** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:47 am

> > Subject: I LOVE YOU, TOO!
> >
> >
> > A MAN ESCAPES FROM A PRISON WHERE HE HAD BEEN KEPT
> > FOR 15 YEARS-
> >
> > AS HE RUNS AWAY, HE FINDS A HOUSE AND BREAKS INTO IT
> > LOOKING FOR MONEY &
> > GUNS. BUT ONLY FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED. HE
> > ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED
> > AND TIES HIM UP IN A CHAIR, WHILE TYING THE GIRL UP
> > TO THE BED HE GETS ON
> > TOP OF HER, KISSES HER ON THE NECK, THEN GETS UP,
> > AND GOES TO THE BATHROOM.
> > WHILE HE IS IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:
> > "LISTEN, THIS GUY IS AN
> > ESCAPED PRISONER, LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY
> > SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN
> > JAIL, AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS. I SAW HOW
> > HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF
> > HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, JUST DO
> > WHAT HE TELLS YOU, JUST
> > GIVE HIM SATISFACTION. THIS GUY MUST BE DANGEROUS,
> > IF HE GETS ANGRY. HE'LL
> > KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY, I LOVE YOU"
> >
> > TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS, " HE WAS NOT KISSING MY
> > NECK. HE WAS WHISPERING
> > IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE
> > CUTE, AND ASKED IF WE
> > KEPT THE VASELINE IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG,
> > HONEY. I LOVE YOU, TOO."

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:17 am

Sonicgoo · Post by **Sonicgoo** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:32 am

He he

I was at gryphon's on Valentimes day, my girlfriend at the the time was in Kentucky. So I was there hanging out with an older fellow with a zz top beard, at the end of the night he floored me by asking me to go home with him, I explained that I was in a relationship and couldn't. He stated I'll get ya sometime when your hormones are raging and walked out. I turned and told a friend what just happened, he said well do you wanna go home with me, and I had to explain agian lol

Mellifluosity · Post by **Mellifluosity** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:24 pm

!harharhar!

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:03 pm

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:52 pm

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:13 pm

I got to rember that one, LOL

Saint Ignatious · Post by **Saint Ignatious** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:36 pm

LMFAO

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 7:18 am

Hahahaha....I like it!

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 9:14 am

:roofl:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!