f a divine name would be given to my penis, it would probably be The Monkey God - You know him, Asian God who stole one of the Seven Pillars of Heaven to use as a club but kept it tucked behind his ear as a toothpick most of the time. Alas, if only my penis had such magical elastic properties.........
Hmmmm... if your penis had such "magical elastic properties", would you keep THAT behind your ear as well? If you did, then we could ALL see it and really get a feel for what we should name it ... Just something to consider
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name it stumpy.....
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mafiaman wrote:junkie christ wrote:name it stumpy.....
For some reason that just makes me think of The Seven Dwarves.....
Oh yeah... wasn't Stumpy the Dwarf that was banished from the enchanted forest because of all the porn movies he did ? Guess making adult films is NOT a very Disney thing to do .
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Beelzabetty wrote:mafiaman wrote:junkie christ wrote:name it stumpy.....
For some reason that just makes me think of The Seven Dwarves.....
Oh yeah... wasn't Stumpy the Dwarf that was banished from the enchanted forest because of all the porn movies he did ? Guess making adult films is NOT a very Disney thing to do .
You've got to be careful when you start fuckin' with 'Da Mouse.....
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mafiaman wrote:Beelzabetty wrote:mafiaman wrote:junkie christ wrote:name it stumpy.....
For some reason that just makes me think of The Seven Dwarves.....
Oh yeah... wasn't Stumpy the Dwarf that was banished from the enchanted forest because of all the porn movies he did ? Guess making adult films is NOT a very Disney thing to do .
You've got to be careful when you start fuckin' with 'Da Mouse.....
Don't you know? Thats why he was banished. He was screwing Minnie on the side. ;o)
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MahoganyDawn wrote:mafiaman wrote:Beelzabetty wrote:mafiaman wrote:junkie christ wrote:name it stumpy.....
For some reason that just makes me think of The Seven Dwarves.....
Oh yeah... wasn't Stumpy the Dwarf that was banished from the enchanted forest because of all the porn movies he did ? Guess making adult films is NOT a very Disney thing to do .
You've got to be careful when you start fuckin' with 'Da Mouse.....
Don't you know? Thats why he was banished. He was screwing Minnie on the side. ;o)
When I first started reading all this, Iblis came to mind. However, I just can't picture him screwing Minnie.
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Saint Ignatious wrote:MahoganyDawn wrote:mafiaman wrote:Beelzabetty wrote:mafiaman wrote:junkie christ wrote:name it stumpy.....
For some reason that just makes me think of The Seven Dwarves.....
Oh yeah... wasn't Stumpy the Dwarf that was banished from the enchanted forest because of all the porn movies he did ? Guess making adult films is NOT a very Disney thing to do .
You've got to be careful when you start fuckin' with 'Da Mouse.....
Don't you know? Thats why he was banished. He was screwing Minnie on the side. ;o)
When I first started reading all this, Iblis came to mind. However, I just can't picture him screwing Minnie.
Somewhere,
Out There,
There has got to be an Iblis link that has him screwing Minnie.
Its just just too disturbing not to exist.
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I have several names for a cock that I have submitted below.
1. America - You would get to tell the mate "Ask not what your country could do for you,But,what you can do for your country!"
2. MuffDragon - This has always been my personal favorite
3. Phillip the Flag Poll - You could ask the mate if they are interesting in becoming a "Flag Poll Sitter"? And on bad days you could always say the flag is at half mass.
4. Titianic - You could say such things as "The Titanic is down!" and "I have hit a iceburg!" during the big "O".
5. Cocky Kong?
6. Death - Well,I claim to be part french. But,everybody wants a little death from time to time.
I hope these gave some ideas and did not offend anyone. Good luck on the penis names.
1. America - You would get to tell the mate "Ask not what your country could do for you,But,what you can do for your country!"
2. MuffDragon - This has always been my personal favorite
3. Phillip the Flag Poll - You could ask the mate if they are interesting in becoming a "Flag Poll Sitter"? And on bad days you could always say the flag is at half mass.
4. Titianic - You could say such things as "The Titanic is down!" and "I have hit a iceburg!" during the big "O".
5. Cocky Kong?
6. Death - Well,I claim to be part french. But,everybody wants a little death from time to time.
I hope these gave some ideas and did not offend anyone. Good luck on the penis names.
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Codeine Coma wrote:I have several names for a cock that I have submitted below.
1. America - You would get to tell the mate "Ask not what your country could do for you,But,what you can do for your country!"
2. MuffDragon - This has always been my personal favorite
3. Phillip the Flag Poll - You could ask the mate if they are interesting in becoming a "Flag Poll Sitter"? And on bad days you could always say the flag is at half mass.
4. Titianic - You could say such things as "The Titanic is down!" and "I have hit a iceburg!" during the big "O".
5. Cocky Kong?
6. Death - Well,I claim to be part french. But,everybody wants a little death from time to time.
I hope these gave some ideas and did not offend anyone. Good luck on the penis names.
Oh Gods, that is just hysterical! Keep posting those names true believers!
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dakarpsi wrote:the dead milkmen have inspired me yet again, bill junior, assuming you have bill nowhere in your name, if you have bill in your name, pablo or taco or a mexican name... no offence to any mexicans.
(no penises were harmed in the making of this post)
Hmmm, Pablo Picasso Was Never Called an Asshole.......
(Thank you for not harming any penises. They are people too.)
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mafiaman wrote:white_darkness wrote:The Stormstress wrote:OMG... mafiaman's penis pops back up... again! LOL
I guess some things refuse to stay down for the count.
Aw, shucks people......
Its such a big deal for such a small appendage.....
Still, said appendage has garnered 7 pages of commentary now. Which was a name ever decided on?
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