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What's ur major malfunction?

I'm just a fucking idiot!
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My undies r n a bunch!
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OMG, U killed Kenny! U bastard!
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I can't get no... satisfaction! (i.e., sexually frustrated)
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U talkin' 2 me?! ...Die! Die! Die!!!!!!!!
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Nemesis wrote:*Yawn*


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ok not to be nit picky or whatever, but not all of us are "mtn folk". actually, i dont think of the members are "real" mountain folk...

i think we all have indoor plumbing, and i dont know about everybody, but i know at least some of use do not have a corn liquor still in the kitchen and i think we all have shoes.

please do not insult us anymore. i am asking nicely here...


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The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


littlepockit wrote:please do not insult us anymore. i am asking nicely here...


Unlike Kimmie, I will not be nice.

Stop being a bitch, Stormstress, it's quite unbecoming.
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littlepockit wrote:ok not to be nit picky or whatever, but not all of us are "mtn folk". actually, i dont think of the members are "real" mountain folk...

i think we all have indoor plumbing, and i dont know about everybody, but i know at least some of use do not have a corn liquor still in the kitchen and i think we all have shoes.

please do not insult us anymore. i am asking nicely here...


kimmie

Bravo, m'dear. I can honestly say that I have never used an outdoor toilet in my life, I have never chewed "backer", I have never eaten roadkill, and I have actually lived on a mtn. only once in my life and I moved away as soon as possible.
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unless you count the port-a-potty at the zoo, i ahve never even seen an outdoor toilet. i am a city kid and damn proud of it.

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The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


Nice so it is ok for you to be bigotted agianst someone just because they come from an economically deprived region of this country, but when people start making fun or being ignorant of whatever 'scene' you are in it is wrong? Intersting, I would like to see you 'intelligently' give me a rebuttle.
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Spam wrote:
The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


Nice so it is ok for you to be bigotted agianst someone just because they come from an economically deprived region of this country, but when people start making fun or being ignorant of whatever 'scene' you are in it is wrong? Intersting, I would like to see you 'intelligently' give me a rebuttle.
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faeriegirl wrote:
The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


littlepockit wrote:please do not insult us anymore. i am asking nicely here...


Unlike Kimmie, I will not be nice.

Stop being a bitch, Stormstress, it's quite unbecoming.


:evil: :twisted: Now who can dish it out & not take it?! :lol:
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The Stormstress wrote:Newton, Darwin, & karma, itself, r in full effect... I'm just here 2 enjoy the ride!


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