You're the TRADITIONAL PIRATE. Stealing gold, backstabbing other pirates, being suspicious of everyone you meet, running from the law...you're the real thing. People don't like to mess with you because you always manage to get your way. Just watch out, those parrots can be a little messy sometimes....
What Kind of Pirate are You?
Suzanne ~Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried~Mae West
You are a BOX PIRATE. What is a box pirate, you ask? In short, you're a bored college student who enjoys "stealing" boxes from Wal-mart employees so that you can pack up your stuff at the end of the year. You're basically harmless, although sporting an eyepatch, sneaking up on people, and screaming "ARRRGH!!!" are required. You're weird, but you wouldn't hurt anyone.
Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
U'r a Hunky Pirate. U'r n the pirate business more 4 the look of the billowy shirts around ur well-toned muscles & the damsels at every port that willingly throw themselves at u. After all, what iz a pirate if ur not exploiting it 4 it's Hollywood-type glamourous image?
Hunky... um, NO! ...but ya gotta love those damsels & billowy shirts!
You're the TRADITIONAL PIRATE. Stealing gold, backstabbing other pirates, being suspicious of everyone you meet, running from the law... you're the real thing. People don't like to mess with you because you always manage to get your way. Just watch out, those parrots can be a little messy sometimes....
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
You are a HUNKY PIRATE. You're in the pirate business more for the look of the billowy shirts around your well-toned muscles and the damsels at every port that willingly throw themselves at you. After all, what is a pirate if not exploiting it for it's Hollywood-type glamourous image?
I'd like to think I'm more gangly then hunky...
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
You're the TRADITIONAL PIRATE. Stealing gold, backstabbing other pirates, being suspicious of everyone you meet, running from the law... you're the real thing. People don't like to mess with you because you always manage to get your way. Just watch out, those parrots can be a little messy sometimes....
Okay if you say so but i picked a dog
Fashion is FOR Victims...-LT.
..The men in black, thier lips are sealed...-BOC
- Even your sins are retail- John Stewart
I got this one: You're the TRADITIONAL PIRATE. Stealing gold, backstabbing other pirates, being suspicious of everyone you meet, running from the law... you're the real thing. People don't like to mess with you because you always manage to get your way. Just watch out, those parrots can be a little messy sometimes....
but I didn't pick parrot I picked a lovely female/man to pet...
~The Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere (otherwize known as Kris)
You are a HUNKY PIRATE. You're in the pirate business more for the look of the billowy shirts around your well-toned muscles and the damsels at every port that willingly throw themselves at you. After all, what is a pirate if not exploiting it for it's Hollywood-type glamourous image?
U'r a Hunky Pirate. U'r n the pirate business more 4 the look of the billowy shirts around ur well-toned muscles & the damsels at every port that willingly throw themselves at u. After all, what iz a pirate if ur not exploiting it 4 it's Hollywood-type glamourous image?
...but ya gotta love those damsels & billowy shirts! 
Yo Ho Blow the Man Down.