Stolen from NG: I am so goth...

OmeGaDucK · Post by **OmeGaDucK** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:51 pm

AuralFixation wrote:
OmeGaDucK wrote:I'm so Goth even my cum is black.

Bwahahah!! that was always my fave.

you bastard, you stole that from me

im so goth that pisses me off

Consider it a hat tipping homage to the "elusive" Chris...Gee, notice how I say it was one of my faves?...Does it mention who said it?
Damn, I didn't realise it was copywritten.

I'm so goth that my soul has been plunged into eternal darkness because of your feelings of anger. My meager light is insufficent enough to keep me alive....*cough*

Bastard.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 3:15 pm

The Fallen wrote:I'm so goth I'm too goth to be goth (as stated by one lovely dark angel I knew)

You're so Goth that if you were a cartoon charactor, you'd be "Gothamel".

I'm so Goth that my mother celebrated her widowhood by getting remarried on the one year anniversary of my father's death.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 3:53 pm

Yeah, well I'm so goth my mom got married on Halloween at 11th street, with everyone in costumes, a black cake, and Ricky Moon in drag as the maid of honor.

My moms so goth she wears black scrubs at St. Mary's and says, "I vant to take your blood"

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 7:38 pm

I'm so goth my cum is black :moon:

Cheerleader of the Damned · Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:32 am

Actually, I had a wav on AOL that said "I'm so goth even my cum is black" waaay before I knew Chris...and it didn't sound much like him saying it.

And my own: I'm not goth, I'm darkoleptic. That's right...every few minutes I get really dark and spooky! Oooh!

Pardon me....sleep dep does horrible things to my medulla oblongata. This whole post makes fantastic sense to the left side of my brain, but my right side just threw it's ganglia up and said "we don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Don't ask us!"

Yeah...think I'll go to bed now.

torch_32 · Post by **torch_32** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:18 am

Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:I'm not goth, I'm darkoleptic. That's right...every few minutes I get really dark and spooky! Oooh!

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:05 am

i'm so goth the centerpiece on my dining room table is the cremated remains of my wife's dog with collar and paw print.

dinner table talk - so man these potatoes are relly good! hey thats an interesting box whats in it ? a dog. oh...umm got any beer?

i'm so goth i know the definition of lugubrious

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:49 pm

Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:Actually, I had a wav on AOL that said "I'm so goth even my cum is black" waaay before I knew Chris...and it didn't sound much like him saying it.

And my own: I'm not goth, I'm darkoleptic. That's right...every few minutes I get really dark and spooky! Oooh!

Pardon me....sleep dep does horrible things to my medulla oblongata. This whole post makes fantastic sense to the left side of my brain, but my right side just threw it's ganglia up and said "we don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Don't ask us!"

Yeah...think I'll go to bed now.

DAMN FOILED AGAIN!!! see but its ok, its not so bad to be trumped by jules because she is the most goth ever. thats it, fuck all, game over, all bets are in, is that yer final awnser, yes it is. no one is more goth than Julie
see its like losing in the first round but to the person who would go on to win the national championship. you can be like "yeah i lost but it was to the chic who won the whole shibang so..ya know, if it wernt for that i could have gone farther"

so yeah i got it from her.....but its an omage ;-)

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:03 pm

Im to Goth to be labelled.... 8-)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:07 pm

torch_32 wrote:
Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:I'm not goth, I'm darkoleptic. That's right...every few minutes I get really dark and spooky! Oooh!

i agree
thats quote of the fuckin year

Cheerleader of the Damned · Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:21 am

AuralFixation wrote:
DAMN FOILED AGAIN!!! see but its ok, its not so bad to be trumped by jules because she is the most goth ever. thats it, fuck all, game over, all bets are in, is that yer final awnser, yes it is. no one is more goth than Julie
see its like losing in the first round but to the person who would go on to win the national championship. you can be like "yeah i lost but it was to the chic who won the whole shibang so..ya know, if it wernt for that i could have gone farther"

so yeah i got it from her.....but its an omage

I'm a Nerdferatu™ so bite me little man.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 9:28 pm

I'm so Goff, I couldn't settle for feeling blue, I had to dye the majority of my body blue. :shock:

Darkintent · Post by **Darkintent** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:11 pm

You're just trying to hook up with a smurf again... :smurf:

Now if only you were only a few feet shorter...

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:18 pm

Darkintent wrote:You're just trying to hook up with a smurf again... Now if only you were only a few feet shorter...

You can call me papa smurf cause I'm three apples long.
And I'm so goth I made a goat skull bong.

Noise · Post by **Noise** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:13 am

"I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower"

Oh shit .... Ive done that before. I WAS tripping though hehe

Nareau · Post by **Nareau** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:08 pm

Danielle (my girlfriend) was working on a series of cartoons based on these. She only did 5 or 6, but they were damn funny. I'll see if she still has them around...

Perhaps the funniest one was accidental. The artwork for the fabric-softener was a sullen little goth, squatting on the floor with a pained expression. We redubbed it, "I'm so goth, I don't use laxatives because I like pain!"

Nareau

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:29 pm

"I'm so goth I'm catholic."