i need your child.....and not for sex this time

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:40 pm

ok so ive had an amazing idea.....karla and i have already discussed this. i got this idea wile talking to her on the phone yesterday and she was telling me that madaline was listning to Cristina agulara or some other terribleness of the same nature. and i called her on it. "how could you let her listen to that crap...you should be a better mother." i told her. "well its Kids BoP so its ok" Then she went on to explain that its pop songs (not bop songs as I had incorrectly assumed) sung by kids. thats when i had my epiphany GOTH BOP!!!!!!!!!! amazing!! it would sell like.....um....whatever sells allot.
think about it, why don't normal people buy goth music. Because its too spooky. well what better way to remove the spookiness and there-by opening all the songs we know and love to a more brawd audience than to have them all sung by your sweet lovely happy children (and turn a hefty profit for ourselves in the meantime) if an intelectual goth mom would happily alow her child to willfully listen to christina agulara as long as it was sung by other kids. a normal media blinded mother would probably buy two coppies of Goth Bop
being that i don't have any children myself (much to the amazement of statistic experts everywhere) i naturally to have to organize all you proud gothie parents to partake in this venture with me.
think about it Bella lagosi's Dead sung bright and cheery in the angelic voices of ten or twelve of your own little monsters

genius, im telling you, genius

karlaBOO · Post by **karlaBOO** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:46 pm

It wasn't Christina, It was Kylie Minogue. We make exceptions for her because she's Haute. :imwithstupid:

Sorry, I've been wanting to try that smiley. _LOL

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:59 pm

Hah! Ro is in - he already knows most of the words to Cruxshadow's The Return after hearing it a few times in TheSym's car...

Seaneleth · Post by **Seaneleth** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:36 am

I can sing. I have a voice. Er... I have no children to donate. I'm hers...^

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:54 pm

Seaneleth wrote:I can sing. I have a voice.

A rather adult voice, taller-than-me. But you do have a lot of funny voices...
<evil mom>
In your head!
</evil mom >

Seaneleth wrote:Er... I have no children to donate.

For which fact I'm immensely grateful. Keep up the good work! :dup:

Although, the price per pound has gone up...

Seaneleth · Post by **Seaneleth** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:56 pm

Yeah, when it gets to the right time, I'll sell them.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:05 pm

Seaneleth wrote:Yeah, when it gets to the right time, I'll sell them.

That's my boy.
:twisted:

Seaneleth · Post by **Seaneleth** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:24 pm

You raised me, er... Well? I dunno... :microwave:

lucious · Post by **lucious** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:45 pm

great idea, AF - let's get the backing track for 'Everyday's like Sunday' and speed it up, get a chorus of DJs to sing the words at double speed (Arkady, Bone, we'll need your voices for this, ... and your processors), and get the hanson brothers to lay down some guitar solos... .no wait, they don't do solos.....hmm......... bop

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:05 pm

lucious wrote:great idea, AF - let's get the backing track for 'Everyday's like Sunday' and speed it up, get a chorus of DJs to sing the words at double speed (Arkady, Bone, we'll need your voices for this, ... and your processors), and get the hanson brothers to lay down some guitar solos... .no wait, they don't do solos.....hmm......... bop

we could call it The Chipmonks Get Depressed...you are a fucking genius

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:19 am

I happen to be taking up ideas for a concept album of songs done wrong like sweet childe of mine sung by sam kinison. i think maybe we can help each other.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:58 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:I happen to be taking up ideas for a concept album of songs done wrong like sweet childe of mine sung by sam kinison. i think maybe we can help each other.

Gotta have the Baron's "I Will Always Hate You" on that one!

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:56 am

JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:I happen to be taking up ideas for a concept album of songs done wrong like sweet childe of mine sung by sam kinison. i think maybe we can help each other.

Gotta have the Baron's "I Will Always Hate You" on that one!

If he is willing to do it again, i will buy him a drink to get him warmed up, or i can just buy some everclear and invite him over.

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 4:05 pm

I can sing like a 5 year old, and look like a 12 year old, Can i play too?

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:02 pm

can I do you?

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 2:50 am

AuralFixation wrote:can I do you?

Or you asking me or my brother?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:25 pm

Malakelle wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:can I do you?

Or you asking me or my brother?

Probably both, knowing Oral... err.. "Aural", I mean. :roll:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:00 pm

AuralFixation wrote:can I do you?

From you, shouldn't that be, "Did I do you already?"
:twisted:

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:55 pm

JaNell wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:can I do you?

From you, shouldn't that be, "Did I do you already?"

fuck you and your knowing-me-too-well-ness....

so....um.... *did* i do you already?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:01 pm

AuralFixation wrote:
JaNell wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:can I do you?

From you, shouldn't that be, "Did I do you already?"

fuck you and your knowing-me-too-well-ness....

so....um.... *did* i do you already?

Im not sure. Say " what a wonderful tea party."