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An Idea For All The Boys Who Keep Flexing And Making Threats

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OK, all this antler shaking in thread after thread is getting tiresome. I have an idea:

1) All the boys who keep bickering, agree on a public place/time to meet.

2) Decide on a few impartial judges.

3) Just cut to the chase and whip 'em out! Sorry, this is one time when you have to pony up yourself - no help from friends!

Let the judges measure and see who's got the biggest & heaviest. Those less endowed have to roll over on their backs and offer their throats just like the losers do in real wolf packs.

4) The proud owner of the mega-package will then be declared KG's Official King Stud God And Only Real Man.


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so what do we do for all the argumentative women? I mean, since they're going to fall *ahem* short in the competetion by default... tho I really don't have any qualms with them going ahead and rolling over on their backs and offering their....err.. throats... :twisted:

anyways... the point is... um... well, you'll figure it out....
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Never underestimate the power of pussy! :twisted:
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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The Stormstress wrote:Never underestimate the power of pussy! :twisted:


Well, traditionally, women establish dominance by cleavage, but hey, gripping strength is an equally valid way to decide it, too.
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OK, but no hands. :shock:
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JaNell wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Never underestimate the power of pussy! :twisted:


Well, traditionally, women establish dominance by cleavage, but hey, gripping strength is an equally valid way to decide it, too.

I've never had to use my pussy or cleavage to establish my Dominance(:lol: which is a damn good thing since I don't have any cleavage).
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for the females, stick with size of genetalia. x-ray the ovaries. ::giggle::
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Imp wrote:for the females, stick with size of genetalia. x-ray the ovaries. ::giggle::


LMAO!!!
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i have a feeling this whole thread was just an excuse for you to make a dick joke
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rec|use wrote:i have a feeling this whole thread was just an excuse for you to make a dick joke

Maybe so, but men are always making "fish" jokes, so why can't women make "dick" jokes?
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LadyIvanna wrote:I've never had to use my pussy or cleavage to establish my Dominance(:lol: which is a damn good thing since I don't have any cleavage).


I usually rely on my imperviousness to heavy artillery.

Well, that and being radioactive.
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Hay can I join in with the boys with my strap on? I think I could beat them all, 19 inches and the top moves and adds 3 inches at times !!
I always wanted to say I got a big floppy cock,
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Malakelle wrote:Hay can I join in with the boys with my strap on? I think I could beat them all, 19 inches and the top moves and adds 3 inches at times !!
I always wanted to say I got a big floppy cock,


:shock:
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I would like to say that there is a rumor around about a "bullmoose" :twisted:

And is it just me or is someone just trying to get a look at the KG man goods? :lol:
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scarecrow wrote:I would like to say that there is a rumor around about a "bullmoose" :twisted:

And is it just me or is someone just trying to get a look at the KG man goods? :lol:


:roll: quit "tooting your own horn" LOL :D
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scarecrow wrote:
Malakelle wrote:Hay can I join in with the boys with my strap on? I think I could beat them all, 19 inches and the top moves and adds 3 inches at times !!
I always wanted to say I got a big floppy cock,


:shock:



What? Feeling less then manly? :twisted: **falls over giggling and pokes her self in the eye with her toy** I had to Sorry
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Malakelle wrote:What? Feeling less then manly? :twisted: **falls over giggling and pokes her self in the eye with her toy** I had to Sorry


That's gonna leave a mark LOL
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scarecrow wrote:
Malakelle wrote:What? Feeling less then manly? :twisted: **falls over giggling and pokes her self in the eye with her toy** I had to Sorry


That's gonna leave a mark LOL


Not as bad as my toy with out lube, now weres ibbys ear when a girl needs it

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JaNell wrote:
4) The proud owner of the mega-package will then be declared KG's Official King Stud God And Only Real Man.


:roll:



Plus mines black with leather straps, which makes my cock more goth then yours, And it never goes soft
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LadyIvanna wrote:
scarecrow wrote:I would like to say that there is a rumor around about a "bullmoose" :twisted:

And is it just me or is someone just trying to get a look at the KG man goods? :lol:


:roll: quit "tooting your own horn" LOL :D


ROFLMAO :rofl:
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