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Its multi functional!

Its a pray alter by day and a dildo by night!

what more could a girl ask for? :lol:
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I didn't know that the Virgin Mary was a multi-tasker :!:
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faeriegirl wrote:Image
Its multi functional!

Its a pray alter by day and a dildo by night!

what more could a girl ask for? :lol:


Can you feel the power of the Lord inside you?
Rufus is widely regarded as the meanest dog employed by the State Department since Bocephalus, a hard-on of a coon hound who was, by all accounts, crazier than possum fuck.
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i guess that makes mary a lesbo.

cool.

(psst. show them it closed!)
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That is pointy. Pointy is not good.

Pointy = "ah ah ah.....OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! What the hell did the Lord do to me? I thought I was supposed to go blind!"
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:lol:

*chokes on coffee*
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ok...that was soo funny, but very bad.

but i agree with erin...major pain right there. not fun kind of pain either. it would be "rip your uterine lining and spend the night in the ER" kind of pain.

hehe. i must now do nine rosaries for laughing at that. its gonna be looong night.

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littlepockit wrote:hehe. i must now do nine rosaries for laughing at that. its gonna be looong night.


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