Yo mama...

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:39 pm

got a peg leg with a kickstand.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:43 pm

sucked my cock and made egg salad sandwiches

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 9:09 pm

reminds me of a bowling ball......she gets pikked up....fingered....rolled through the gutter....and ALWAYS come back for more!!

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 12:55 am

is so damn wrinkly she gotsa screw her support hose on.

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 10:43 am

...is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

msdelacey · Post by **msdelacey** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 1:39 pm

has to make 2 trips when someone tells her to haul ass

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:39 pm

...Is like a Toilet... She's fat, she's white, and she smells like shit....

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:45 pm

is so smelly, her Secret told on her

has such a nasty pussy the crabs ride dirt bikes

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 11:10 pm

Your Moma's soo dumb...she has to hold up both her hands in a "L" shape to know what is left.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:36 pm

is so fat she plays slip n' slide on I-45

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:53 pm

Is so ugly that she makes the elephant man look like Johnny Deep and has so much body hair she was chubaka stunt double. She is also so dumb that she blushed when I told her that.... then she gave me a blowjob.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:25 pm

....is so nasty, she has more crabs than Red Lobster.
....is so nasty, that when she done the splits, she stuck to the floor.
....is so old, that she gang-banged with the Hebrews.
....is so poor, the only time she smelled fancy food is when a rich guy farted.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:42 am

hehehe

...is so fat it took 100 pounds of white lily to find her wet spot.
...is so dumb she is now a driver of a short bus to "Stay with her kind"
...is so dumb that one of the kids on the short bus gave her his helmet.
...is so Goth she has a WWRZD bracelet engraved in her wrist.
(WWRZD = What would Rozz Williams do?)
...is so corny that your dad stuck a scarecrow up her arse.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 6:29 am

Codeine Coma wrote:...is so Goth she has a WWRZD bracelet engraved in her wrist.

LOL...I like that.

Seraph Antaine · Post by **Seraph Antaine** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:25 pm

Your mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house, and came out with a job application! (not my joke, but seasonal)

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:33 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:...is so corny that your dad stuck a scarecrow up her arse.

easy on the golem jokes eh? :twisted:

this is a forum thread about yo mama....not me.....lmao

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:30 am

scarecrow
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:33 pm Post subject:
Codeine Coma wrote:

...is so corny that your dad stuck a scarecrow up her arse.

easy on the golem jokes eh?
this is a forum thread about yo mama....not me.....lmao

Whoops! Sorry I didn't see you there.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:41 am

...is so old Dinosaurs are still trying to dig her up.
...is such a slut she's sucked more than Junkie Christ can name beer brands.
....is so stupid she's still calling information for the hooked on ebonics tapes.
...is so nasty she choked Linda Lovelace.
...is so dumb she wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on her front porch.
...is so retarded she tells you that Micheal Jackson is white.
...Is so slow that when she tells a "yo mama" joke only your great grandkids hear the punchline.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:26 pm

...is so retarded she tells you that Micheal Jackson is white.

Micheal Jackson is white.....now

....yo mama, is so fat she drives a spandex car.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:38 pm

is so slutty she can suck start a harley