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You'll like this. I promise:

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The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Ver-ay Niiiice.
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wow
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I love the copy:

"She is quite the roamer of the plains, searching for freshly harvested, blood-filled brains!"
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How decadently decaying...
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
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I think I'm in love. :twisted:
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Mercurygriffin wrote:I think I'm in love. :twisted:

me two. i wish the fucking store was functional... damn.
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I do believe that if their store did work, KnoxGothic.com would become their largest referrer of clients.

I wonder if they have an affiliate / associate program... :roll:
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