List your reasons why no-one cares about you.

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Post by Noritha »

Because I sit too still.

Because I listen to everything and will remind you of what you've said before.

Because I'm teaching my daughter things their kids will never understand.

Because I always manage to say the wrong thing.

Because after everything I'm still me *and* a good mom. (Even if I do wear tank boots to pick up my child from school.)

Because they listened to a lier and won't let me speak to undo the hurt.

Because they know I don't really care what they think in the end.
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Post by iblis »

jinx wrote:because i have a huge horse cock and balls that would rival the sunsphere?????
(thank you,fallen)

No, silly. That's why people worship you.
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iblis wrote:
jinx wrote:because i have a huge horse cock and balls that would rival the sunsphere?????
(thank you,fallen)

No, silly. That's why people worship you.

this conversation is leaving me feeling WAYYYYYY strange.........
[runs off to join monks]
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junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
jinx wrote:because i have a huge horse cock and balls that would rival the sunsphere?????
(thank you,fallen)

No, silly. That's why people worship you.

this conversation is leaving me feeling WAYYYYYY strange.........
[runs off to join monks]

You're afraid of being skewered, but you run towards men of the cloth?

Are you sure that's the safest option to take? :X
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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

Most people like me but the ones who dont I should think dont like me because

1. I dont take pity on people who tell me they are going to kill themselves....at work.

2.Im not a good listener, when you tell me how much your life sucks
and how terrible it is.

3.I wont cry at work.......EVER....nice try

4.I dont coddle nor do I understand cryers.

5. Im loud...sober or drunk...I am loud

6. My best friend is lewd....I make no apologies.

7.and I hate cryers who try to kill themselves at work.

8. I will not hesitate to tell people what I saw.....call it gossip or not, if you dont want to be talked about, dont have a dramatic episode when the maximum # of people are around to see it.

9.I am a bit of a child...but I like it that way
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

10. and I have REALLY bad ADHD. So I cant maintain a thought for more than a few minutes and I interrupt people a lot and I really dont mean to. And I get really mad when people distract me
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Post by Le Codeine Coma »

1. My cock is small
2. I get an ego easily
3. I lose my ego easily
4. I thought about taking 400mgs of Zoloft instead of 300mg of Zoloft in an effort to increase my penis size. (Zoloft makes me aroused)
5. I keep saying that I have a small shaft.
6. I wanna big fat Godzilla sized Muff Dragon.
7. I wanted to have a circle jerk with my family while on LSD one morning....Though I never have mentioned it untill now.
8. I care not for politics.
9. I still wanna scream at the top of my lungs during intercourse orgasm "I'm Cumming" in a death metal growl
10. I have never humped my stuffed animals.
11. I changed SN's three times now.
12. I appologize to much.
13. I still think I have a hobbit penis.
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Post by pryjmaty »

I don't give a fuck if ppl like me or not...I'm ME!
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Post by Piercedwingz »

Because, they want to be me.But they can't.Because I am me and not them.Because,I wouldn't want to be them.Mindless,consumer controlled,self loathing zombies.I mean who would?Oooppps,I guess they do*snicker*.
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