cusack vs the root of all evil.......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:35 pm

vs.

the battle of the century
the fate of the universe and of this ham and cheese sandwich in my hand lie in the balance...

fill in the battle here:
your thoughts, your ideas
if a new page starts thats a new round:
go.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:02 pm

forgot rules:
think like an action ballad fight scene ( the matrix for people who dont understand that. or maybe SHAOLIN SOCCER!!!!)
list a few seconds of bullet time fighting in there.
NOW GOGOGO!

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:30 pm

I'm thinking more along the lines of a good old fashioned mortal kombat style fight with lots of melee and blood ending with kusak on the ground pleading for his life marthaborg over him screaming at thew moon and then getting shot in the face by pickard and samule L jackson at the same time on general purposes of her being a bitch. The world is safe again for blood and gore to reign.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:10 am

Whatever, somewhere in the fight Cusack has to scream "Girl's underpants!!!" maybe when he gives her a spinning deathgrip wedgie or something.

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:53 am

they could have an exciting bake-off with limited products. winner is the one with best use out of all products given.......and then we kill the loser and use their remains for dessert... :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:32 am

MS fires a slew of cookies with anthrax at JC (no relation to me)..
JC dodges them all and slicks his hair at her, sticking her eyeballs together and then punches into her throat
she is then promptly beamed to a borg ship and becomes borgMS!
laser firing commences....

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:56 pm

Anyone evr notice how Trance bears a resemblance to John Cusak?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:09 pm

miz kitty wrote:Anyone evr notice how Trance bears a resemblance to John Cusak?

i can honestly say ive never noticed that..........lol