I propose a thesis!

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:15 pm

The Premise: it is widely recognised that:

"Mean people suck!"

Further more, it is thusly proposed :

"Mean people suck, but nice people swallow..."

Where upon I was confronted by and X-ian wearing a shirt stating:

"Satan sucks!"

Thus, does this mean that ergo:

"Jesus swallows?"

I am MOST confused about this. However it would be in line with the whole "turn the other cheek" philosophy.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:23 pm

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:49 pm

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:31 pm

It might also depend on about which cheek u'r turniing. :buttshake:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:59 pm

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:53 pm

Bad but silly pirate.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:03 am

Deep thougths. By Celtic Smith

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:34 am

That settles it. Now I have to make the T-shirt, "Swallow a load for Jesus"

Post by **Arkady** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:08 pm

iblis wrote:That settles it. Now I have to make the T-shirt, "Swallow a load for Jesus"

Dibs on one out of the first printing! :wave:

spookwhore · Post by **spookwhore** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 4:47 am

To add to your thesis, If Jesus swallows, this must mean that he has performed the act of oral sex. Also, if Jesus was "sinless", that must mean that oral sex is not really sex, otherwise that would be fornication. Ergo, if oral sex isn't really sex, it is not adultry. My point being that Ex-President Clinton...completely innocent!!! It also proves Marilyn Manson right as saying: "Blowjobs are not cheating. They are like handshakes & autographs." I bow to you CelticSmith. *curtsies*...oh,wait...*bows*

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:16 am

spookwhore wrote:To add to your thesis, If Jesus swallows, this must mean that he has performed the act of oral sex. Also, if Jesus was "sinless", that must mean that oral sex is not really sex, otherwise that would be fornication. Ergo, if oral sex isn't really sex, it is not adultry. My point being that Ex-President Clinton...completely innocent!!! It also proves Marilyn Manson right as saying: "Blowjobs are not cheating. They are like handshakes & autographs." I bow to you CelticSmith. *curtsies*...oh,wait...*bows*

Yay! Oral sex for everyone!