If God where an inanimate object, what whould he be?

spookwhore · Post by **spookwhore** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:17 am

My answer will have to be "A sheild, used to protect all under the crest.", because so many people are willing to use religion as an insurance policy, but one they don't have to pay any real due for.

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:22 pm

More options, please......

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:38 pm

more options like a crutch or an excuse.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:39 pm

I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."

:mrgreen:

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:07 pm

iblis wrote:I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."

and a hello clittie (sp?) at that.

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:48 pm

iblis wrote:I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."

TheSym · Post by **TheSym** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:14 pm

An it.

unless it was a ship or something,
because then god would finally be a woman.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:25 pm

Waz gonna say dildo, but ibbie beat me 2 it... how 'bout an omniscient paper weight holding us all down, man.

Reverend_ Hate · Post by **Reverend_ Hate** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:23 am

I refuse to vote until you put up the option, "A dildo, used to fuck anybody who doesn't know any better."

I like that one,but I was thinking more along the lines of a buttplug, cuz he's a total fuckass.

Nigredo · Post by **Nigredo** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:35 am

God would be the atomic bomb. It could go off any minute destroying us all.

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:46 pm

Yes i must agree witht he dildo remark.

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:08 pm

I'm going with dildo.... :roll:

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:14 pm

miz kitty wrote:I'm going with dildo....

Oh this is bad.......

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:36 pm

awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:23 am

AuralFixation wrote:awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.

Barbara Mandrill and the Mandrill sisters?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:56 pm

The Fallen wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.

Barbara Mandrill and the Mandrill sisters?

Leave the monkeys out of this.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:32 pm

The Fallen wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:awnser: whatever happens to be swinging from my nuts right now.

Barbara Mandrill and the Mandrill sisters?

god would i give a finger for that to be true