Mistress Eve(L) wrote:I only posted that for the laugh
no, you're infatuated with wayne...........
*sigh* I love my imaginary boyfriend....he's just perfect and therefore imaginary since no other man can live up to those standards. *drools* alucard.............
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
he still doesnt say hi to me....I think he is afraid of me! he was saying hi and now he just ducks and runs.......wait I thought you guys were the ones infatuated with Wayne
he still doesnt say hi to me....I think he is afraid of me! he was saying hi and now he just ducks and runs.......wait I thought you guys were the ones infatuated with Wayne
no, I'm infatuated with Alucard.....and his pretty gun that says "Jesus Christ is in Heaven now"
have you ever seen the anime Hellsing? If not you should, the guy with the red on that is really badass....thas my imaginary boyfriend....
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
no but I totally planned on renting it this weekend.......your so excited about it...I'm excited....plus I am actually off on saturday this week....whooohoooo
he still doesnt say hi to me....I think he is afraid of me! he was saying hi and now he just ducks and runs.......wait I thought you guys were the ones infatuated with Wayne
no, I'm infatuated with Alucard.....and his pretty gun that says "Jesus Christ is in Heaven now"
have you ever seen the anime Hellsing? If not you should, the guy with the red on that is really badass....thas my imaginary boyfriend....
i have no infatuation with alucard, however i must admit, his gun is bad ass, and hellsing is the shit.
Mistress Eve(L) wrote: yeah I need sleep too. stayed up till 6 watching Friends.
you know... i was just starting to think that you were cool. JJ _________________
My roomate got her heart broke.......thats what she wanted to do to feel better.....I would do anything to make her feel better....even watch friends.....
Mistress Eve(L) wrote: yeah I need sleep too. stayed up till 6 watching Friends.
you know... i was just starting to think that you were cool. JJ _________________
My roomate got her heart broke.......thats what she wanted to do to feel better.....I would do anything to make her feel better....even watch friends.....
shut it heather, you know you like friends! lol
so your roomie was heart broken? Yeah, I can relate to that *glares* Honestly though, I'm so much more happy now that I've been single. I don't have to worry about all that bullshit that goes along with relationships. No lies, cheating, 'other people'...it's just easy. Like, this is absolutely perfect for me. I can honestly say I do not get lonely, and I do not desire for a relationship even in the slightest. I'd be perfectly content dying alone at this juncture.
If your roommate doesn't eventually get to this point, she'll probably find someone else in the meantime. There's always hope.
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
oh yeah, i also work for acn highschooL. and i am mistress evil's heartbroken roomie. boys suck. i need a real man that know what he wants. but no, i always get the fucktards.
'some men wouldn't know a good thing when they found it, even if it sat on their face!'
'every time i orgasm, a faery gets her wings.'
gwenhwyfar wrote:oh yeah, i also work for acn highschooL. and i am mistress evil's heartbroken roomie. boys suck. i need a real man that know what he wants. but no, i always get the fucktards.
ah, nice to meet you. sorry to hear about your recent brush with fucktards. I've dealt with a good number in my lifetime, eventually they start to act like clockwork, you can counter them then. Eventually you come to a point where you don't need it, and wondered why the hell you thought you did in the first place...
If you need anything, Heather has my #, feel free to give me a call. boys er bad, I'll coach you!
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
gwenhwyfar wrote:oh yeah, i also work for acn highschooL. and i am mistress evil's heartbroken roomie. boys suck. i need a real man that know what he wants. but no, i always get the fucktards.
its ok. ive never met a woman i would be with that knows what she wants but one doesnt call that a fucktard, we call it being a woman (still adjusting to single life....ergh).
im joking of course, but the most women i meet ..... man...
its like i should start asking women what it is that makes them a pyscho so i can kinda have a users manual.
You know I had to go through a whole lotta fucktard to get Chris...I got lucky. He's great... No I mean a WHOLE LOTTA ASSHOLES. And he really puts up with my meaness..I say Im sorry . But well he's jsut wonderful
i should start asking women what it is that makes them a pyscho so i can kinda have a users manual.
Man I dont even know what makes me phsycho half the time......Im just an irritable person thats all I can say....oh and rule #1....dont wake me up, for your own safety dont wake me up and dont talk to me till I talk to you after I wake up...its just safer that way...and thats all the the manual I know about myself
admit it heather, you love friends. you're addicted. i have sucked you in to the ross and rachel saga, and you love it.
boys suck. i need a real man that know what he wants. but no, i always get the fucktards.
