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top 10 bands you wish would die.

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note: when ya see bands listed in this thread, dont take it personally. this is for fun.
so elliot smith died (which is a good thing :dup: .... and the emo fucks in my town wont stop crying over it. so in honor of this dildo making emo kids across the country cry like little bitches, heres my top 10 list of bands/musicians i wish would die.

10-disturbed
9-godsmack
8-alkaline trio
7-jon davis
6-fred durst
5-tori anus.. i mean amos
4-ani difranco
3-p diddy
2-blink 182
1-those sons of bitches in good charlotte

number 11: top runner up: bright eyes (sorry morgan, i hate that band. you still harrrrrrdcorrrre in my book though :mrgreen: :hug: )
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In no particular order:

Insane Clown Posse
Korn
Saves The Day
Brand New
Good Charlotte
Dashboard Confessional
No Doubt
Disturbed
Godsmack
Limp Bizkit

I could go on and on....lol
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DEAR GOD HOW DID I FORGET DASHBOARD.
YES THEY MUST DIE.
woooohoo!!
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junkie christ wrote:3-p diddy



Hey!!!! That better be the c-rap (sorry Spam) artist!!!! :lol:

I'd list some bands, but I can't think after watching that football game..... (bash away, I can take it) :twisted:
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Sir Diddimus wrote:
junkie christ wrote:3-p diddy



Hey!!!! That better be the c-rap (sorry Spam) artist!!!! :lol:

I'd list some bands, but I can't think after watching that football game..... (bash away, I can take it) :twisted:

yea the artist, not you
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i most definitely agree on p diddy, puffy daddy, whatever, making the world a better place if he were not in it. but also:

*mariah carey(granted she isn't a band) :puke:
*celine dion needs to die a horrid, painful, and excruciatingly slow death, for torturing us all with that goddamn titanic song. :banghead:
*nelly
*backstreet boys
*jessica simpson( she will prolly go soon anyway due to the fact that she has terminal dumb bitch syndrome) :imwithstupid:
*blink 182 :shakin:
*fred durst :asshole:
*ludicrus
*matchbox 20
*nickelback
*jay z

i wouldn't cry if jennifer lopez was killed, but i would be upset if ben asslick(i mean affleck) wasn't killed with her

and first choice to go above all others..............FUCKING METALLICA
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10. Metallica
9. shaggy(no, not my bitch)
8. J-Lo
7. Michelle Branch
6. Brittney Spears
5. Usher
4. Nelly
3. Destiny's Child
2. Ludicris
1. Lil' Bowwow

Keep in mind that these are mostly based on the shit that my children subject me to.
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Doc's votes:

10. Rod Stewart
9. Yanni
8. Bon Jovi
7. whomever sung "I Want Your Sex"
6. N'Sync
5 .Creed
4. Stryper
3. Starship
2. Cher
1. Hall & Oates
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Who is Elliot SMith?

10.Creed

9.Britney ok she did kiss madonna, we'll let her live on porn alone :
8.Mariah Scarey:puke:

7. Rightous Brothers...( Ill kill you for that Ghost song)

6. Testament

5.Disturbed God they are bad live!

4.Godsmack....I watched as Sully was a dickhead to his fans....jerk

3.Hanson little shits

2.Good Charlotte (just kidding) ICP

1. Celine DIon I hate you I hate you I hate you and one day I will assasinate you like Kennedy!!!!!! TO THE BACK AND TO THE LEFT BITCH

and if I was really on a roll maybe a couple of backstreet boys for thos e awful songs

7. whomever sung "I Want Your Sex"


It was George Micheal...token gay guy from wham
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:BACK AND TO THE LEFT BITCH



:rofl:

OMG...that's too funny.

I'm just gonna randomly quote that from now on.
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poor Godsmack (they seem to be on everyones list..)

My list

10. Backstreet boys

9. Jessica Simpson (or her husband from 98degrees)

8. Brittany Spears

7. Spice Girls (ahhhhh)

6. Blink 182

5. Missy Eliot

4. Lil Bow Wow

3. Aaron Carter (my step sister made me listen to the whole fricken cd!!! )

2. Pink

1. Justin Timberlake (i hate his Fu***** music so much)
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Yes, I'm a fucking weirdo, but I actually like Pink.
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LadyIvanna wrote:Yes, I'm a fucking weirdo, but I actually like Pink.

no shit.
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10. Snoop Doawggg (however the fuck you spell it, it just ain't thpeshul enough)- his ho cornrows his hair too tight and splits his skull

9. Korn- death by suffocation under a 3 ton manure pile

8. Insane Clown Posse- public hanging

7. Jessica Simpson- raped in the eye socket by Marilyn Manson

6. Every single reggae band on earth- death by THC overdose

5. Metallica- an infliction of poverty resulting in starvation

4. Spice Girls- too easy, just let them cat-fight each other to death

3. Justin Timberlake- terminal acne

2. Barbara Streisand- stolen off to Hell by her Dark Husband, Ashtaroth. We all know she sold her soul...

1. Britney Spears- breast implant explosion, preferably during a performance so her silicone tits take out at least a few dozen drooling fans.
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  1. Michael Bolton
  2. Michael Jackson
  3. Creed
  4. Greatful Dead
  5. Phish
  6. Widespread Panic
  7. Any new "punk" band
  8. ICP
  9. Any boy band
  10. Basically any muscial act that is more marketing than art.
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blindboy wrote:
  1. Greatful Dead
  2. Phish
  3. Widespread Panic
  4. Any new "punk" band
  5. Basically any muscial act that is more marketing than art.

a-fucking-men
those are the ones i hate the worst
i can almost deal with the boy bands because i treat it as a total joke.
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10. All 80's bands
9. All 90's bands
8. all bands from the 60's ,70's,and 2000's
7. All media
6. All Technology
5. All Music
4. Damn I ran out of options.... :evil: ......Can I kill TV as well?
3. All people making noise (no talky talky.....Shhh)
2. All people breathing
1. Every living thing.


Sorry guess I'm having a bad day. I normally do not wish death upon anyone.
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Ok....one band that needs to be banned from Earth = Anyone who covers Poison songs....awe hell that was more than one band....Oh well...I just can't do the whole "die" thing...If I kill one band I might not stop. Killing is very addictive I hear. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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LadyIvanna wrote:Yes, I'm a fucking weirdo, but I actually like Pink.


I'm right there with you. I even have her Missundaztood cd. *hides*
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I am a closet pop fiend....I still WILL SHOOT Celeine Dion on site though
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Re: top 10 bands you wish would die.

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junkie christ wrote:note:
6-fred durst
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I sooooo Have to agree with the whole Fred Durst thing...

Plus...

J. Lo
All American Rejects
Beyonce Knowles


And more...having brain spazms at the moment.
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