This talk of the moshing pit at Sanctus as well as actions at said night did irk me quite a bit. So I'd like to bring a few things to you young'ns general attention.
And here to help me get your attention is our shiny boingie blob...
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Do not dance with drinks in hand... This isn't a frat/sorostitute party, be smart, you'd spill your drink. Which makes for a slippery dance floor, I know I almost fell down, twice. Plus you might drop your beer bottle, and that makes it difficult to dance for the ladies who's sore feet have been crammed in heels/boots most of the night, who toff those to dance barefoot, not good to do on broken glass...
If you aren't moshing in your own corner, please respect other dancers. Don't just shove your way through the crowd, go around or work your way through, and if you do bump into someone.. please apologize...
If you are too drunk to walk straight, you really don't want to be on the dance floor...(see Rule #2)
Feel free to add any addendums you can think of...
When I come out to a dance night, it's to well... dance. I may be known as the Fallen, but I don't really care to uphold my namesake if you know what I mean. Remember we're all here to have fun, let's keep it that way...
Last edited by The Fallen on Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
4. no smacking your ass if dancing close to karla
5. no giving slobering blow jobs durring Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood on the dance floor (this was always a hard one for me to abide by)
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
AuralFixation wrote:5. no giving slobering blow jobs durring Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood on the dance floor (this was always a hard one for me to abide by)
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
I really hate it when people stand on the dance floor and talk for like 30 minutes...annnoying!
Also, I've always had this theory that there should be a roving trap door under the dance floor that can be operated from the DJ booth, so that really sucky dancers can be put out of my misery.
"You're one of the it girls in Knoxville, you and JC..." Kyle from World Grotto
miz kitty wrote:I really hate it when people stand on the dance floor and talk for like 30 minutes...annnoying!
Also, I've always had this theory that there should be a roving trap door under the dance floor that can be operated from the DJ booth, so that really sucky dancers can be put out of my misery.
OMG! I had forgotten about that.
Buttercup wrote: You forgot to offer the apple to Satan and then put it in the basket.
I completely agree with the no smoking on the dance floor thing. I can not begin to count how many times I've been burned my some stupid shit muther fukker that was too fukking drunk to pay attention to wear the cigarette was!!!!
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
miz kitty wrote:I really hate it when people stand on the dance floor and talk for like 30 minutes...annnoying!
Also, I've always had this theory that there should be a roving trap door under the dance floor that can be operated from the DJ booth, so that really sucky dancers can be put out of my misery.
LMFAO... you don't know HOW many times I have wanted that while DJing top 40
