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http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp


Scroll down to the police blotter. Knoxville is the first one.


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Typical police marksmanship...
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does anyone else think that is just hilarious?? because i sure do.... but that is just me.
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thats fucking great
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Oh yeah...I heard about that the day it happened, because that guy used to work at Target with interf4ce. I think he was even a manager or supervisor maybe.

I think its pretty sad, actually...he had a lot of serious heath problems and I think he was maybe going through a divorce and having insurance problems. I doubt the police really wanted to shoot him since thats exactly what he wanted. Now, he's got some legal problems to add to the mess.

Personally, I'm all for assisted suicide...I feel bad for him that he wasn't successful in his goal.
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Fucking isn't obscene if it's used as an adjective?

Fucking brilliant! :D
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Oh they should have mentioned he worked at target that makes it even better (sorry he had so many problems).
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At least, I kno that if I have a shoot out with Knoxville's finest... I'll win! :lol: :twisted:
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iblis wrote:Fucking isn't obscene if it's used as an adjective?

Fucking brilliant! :D

im not cussing, im exploting adjectives commonly misunderstood
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I knew him....I had talked to him many times....he was a really great guy. Yes, he was going through ALOT of shit....yes, I think that if ppl want to die, they should...but they ought to have the balls to do it on their own......but, sometimes, the mind just snaps due to overwhelming circumstances....I think this is what happened with him. :-(
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LadyIvanna wrote:...but, sometimes, the mind just snaps due to overwhelming circumstances...


Yup. Thats why people shouldn't fuck with me. I've got enough stress...but screw with me or my friends...and one day I might just *snap* and start slicin'.


Hehehehe...;)
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