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Post by vampire goddess »

mine are also nameless. i don't think it is a bad thing...

i also want to point out that i am a girl, and if some hot chick is sitting in front of me, with her breasts all out, i am going to stare. i will also comment on them and tell you that your breasts are quite becoming....

i use to have people grab my tits as if to say hello, because they are so big... it is kind of embarrasing, but yet, highy empowering especially if you are self conscious about your boobs.
people also liked to smack my ass... i don't know what the fuck that was about.
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vampire goddess wrote:....
i also want to point out that i am a girl, and if some hot chick is sitting in front of me, with her breasts all out, i am going to stare. i will also comment on them and tell you that your breasts are quite becoming....


reminds me of one I heard years ago...
That Dress is VERY becoming on you... but If I was wraped around you like that I would be cumming too.... :roll:
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i hate the damn hey you have any _____ in you? you want some?
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My :boobs: must never reveal their secret identitiez! :twisted:
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Imp wrote:am i the only one here who hasn't named my breasts?


uhhh nope nope. mine are nameless and are going to stay that way...
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i use to have people grab my tits as if to say hello, because they are so big... it is kind of embarrasing, but yet, highy empowering especially if you are self conscious about your boobs.
people also liked to smack my ass... i don't know what the fuck that was about.


Yeha me too...tak it as a complement...unless its from Balance...thats his dance move.

People wanna do drugs off my boobs.......WTF?????is that about. Liqour and shots...ok Coke?????
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ill do drugs or shots off about 70% of the worlds boobs.... why be specific?
they are boobies man.,....
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vampire goddess wrote:mine are also nameless. i don't think it is a bad thing...

i also want to point out that i am a girl, and if some hot chick is sitting in front of me, with her breasts all out, i am going to stare. i will also comment on them and tell you that your breasts are quite becoming....

i use to have people grab my tits as if to say hello, because they are so big... it is kind of embarrasing, but yet, highy empowering especially if you are self conscious about your boobs.
people also liked to smack my ass... i don't know what the fuck that was about.


I get my ass smacked all the time, too...but that's a whole 'nother subject.
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