top 10 bands you wish would die.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:52 pm

1. nsync and the like
2. j.lo (yea gods but i hate that bitch)
3. limp bizkit or however they fail to spell it
4. metallica
5. mariah carey
6. britney spears (fake fake fake)
7. p. diddy (why would anyone name themselves with what sounds like a child's toilet training accident?)
8. all those rappers i can't keep straight because i flip stations as soon as it starts
9. christina aguilera (shudder)
10. the insanely vast majority of country "artists" who couldn't find the right key if you beat them with it.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 7:02 pm

sublime...oh yeah my wish was granted

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 7:14 pm

AuralFixation wrote:sublime...oh yeah my wish was granted

and elliot smith
and jeff buckley
and inxs
and easy e
and the bee gees
and john fucking denver
and drowning pool (whoops my body hit the floor)
YAY! YAY! YAY!
next: fred durst

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:38 pm

Just one for me.......

Michael Flatly
MUST DIE

:kill:

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:51 pm

Don't don't forget Kovenant. because their fans are too fucking stupid and spell their mp3s like "Covenant" which screws me up when i am trying to download an mp3 for a good bad. oh and don't forget that they sucks. oh and i second or 3rd most of what everyone else here said. i might make my own list later.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:00 pm

karmakaze wrote:Don't don't forget Kovenant. because their fans are too fucking stupid and spell their mp3s like "Covenant" which screws me up when i am trying to download an mp3 for a good bad. oh and don't forget that they sucks. oh and i second or 3rd most of what everyone else here said. i might make my own list later.

the funny thing is, kovenant has a bunch of demos that fucking rule. but their fans are dumb and alot of their shit sucks.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:07 pm

junkie christ wrote:
karmakaze wrote:Don't don't forget Kovenant. because their fans are too fucking stupid and spell their mp3s like "Covenant" which screws me up when i am trying to download an mp3 for a good bad. oh and don't forget that they sucks. oh and i second or 3rd most of what everyone else here said. i might make my own list later.

the funny thing is, kovenant has a bunch of demos that fucking rule. but their fans are dumb and alot of their shit sucks.

all i have heard is their mp3s labeled as covenant. which i have about 10 of, which all suck.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:54 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:Just one for me.......

Michael Flatly
MUST DIE

Who???

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:13 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:Just one for me.......

Michael Flatly
MUST DIE

Who???

the river dance guy. ask for favorite irish guy or see the dennis leary lock and load special/cd.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:48 am

Bands and singers, in no particular order, whom I feel are worthy poster-children for retroactive birth control, as well as links to Bile's choice picks of their albums:

And while I've never heard of this "Elliot Smith" person, here is Bile's take on Elliot Smith's album, Either/Or:

"The sound of a coked-up Andrew Lloyd-Webber writing a never-ending stream of musical obscenities dribbling through my ears and out onto the carpet is nothing compared to the dire Alameda. Sticking my fingers in my ears made Pictures of Me sound a whole lot better, but not as much as putting an axe through my CD player. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like track 7, Rose Parade - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like a collection of cheap samples, bad lyrics, over-produced warbling and something that goes 'ping' throughout.

Track eight, Punch and Judy? No, no, no, no and no. Horrible. Like a road accident victim's squeal of anguish as he discovers he has only half a face. If you've just bought Either/Or, take my advice and get a big black marker and scrawl all over Say Yes *before* you play it. If you've already played it, you no doubt know all about the gentle sound of a rusty saw being slowly dragged through my father's genitalia it produces from your speakers.

In fact, there's no excuse for people buying this and taking it into their homes to torture their innocent children."

:mrgreen:

Nigredo · Post by **Nigredo** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:30 pm

I don't mean to step on someones toes. But all country music must be erased. I love Tennessee. But the country has to go.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:50 pm

ALL boy bandz!
Brittney Spears!
Country music n general!
Christian rockerz!
...& many otherz!

But I gotta stand up 4 a few of thoze mentioned by otherz, like

ICP - I gotta luv 'em 4 the laffz!
Tori Amos - I think she'z pretty amazing!
Godsmack - got sum good stuff...
Metallica - the early yearz were worthwhile...
Pink - not so bad sumtimez...
Ludicris - not all bad...
INXS - pretty good...
Korn - haz it'z momentz...
Phish, Widespread Panic, & Reggae bandz - groove on & toke up!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:00 pm

i somehow managed to forget to check bile responses to stuff..........
i think for most of the bands mentioned by all, the bile responses actually woulda been fitting.....

jinx · Post by **jinx** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:22 pm

hey now dammit,i love elliot smith,sure it's pussy emo crap...but i still like him.and please don't tell me he died.........

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:53 pm

jinx wrote:hey now dammit,i love elliot smith,sure it's pussy emo crap...but i still like him.and please don't tell me he died.........

He's dead.

But he went awfully hardcore...knife to the chest...

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:04 pm

1.) mariah carey
2.) avril lavene... or april lavergn... which one is it again?
3.) good charolette
4.) that one rap song that goes 369 damn she fine, baby gotta give it to me one more time... (name??)
5.) blackalicious
6.) disturbed
7.) britney spears and madonna.. (sighs..i use to like madonna, until she made out with HER)
8.) anything that is suppose to make your ass shake in weird sexual ways.
9.) anything that requires dance steps
10.) anything that makes your ears bleed and puts you in a situation where you are extremely outnumbered.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:41 pm

jinx wrote:hey now dammit,i love elliot smith,sure it's pussy emo crap...but i still like him.and please don't tell me he died.........

its pussy emo crap
now if the rest of the pussy emos will follow his lead..
maybe his death will do what cobains death did to grunge

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:36 pm

almost forgot....whomever sings that "Big Butts" song!!!!!! :roll:

X · Post by X » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:58 am

Metallica *the point was made early stuff is good...it is...anything pre justice IS good*

Godsmack *gee guys, can you throw the same fucking riff ontop of another set of the same lyrics and talk about how you're cool
without some chick*

AFI *gay gay gay*

That country dude, with the who's your daddy song...he also did the courtesy of the usa song.....this guy deserves death...slow painfull death.

The Country guy who did the do you remember song. This guy should get a nasty breathing disorder.....death by above water drowning....yay

P diddy.....well actually, i guess he's doing more clothing stuff now, so technically he's not re-releasing music anymore...so we're good.

Lynard Skynard.....can we get another plane crash? this time can it kill EVERYONE......PLEASE- i mean let them fly as high as bird...and then CRASH.....with FIRE FIRE FIRE.

Red Hot Chili Peppers. i want them to be all rappypunk again- even if it is popular...maybe they could show these other fucktards how to do it right. If i can't have this wish....i want anthony kiedes and flea to make movies again.

Limp Bizkit. eh they're not selling records without that guitarist cat anyway.....so fuck em.....

Korn.....i remember when those kids were new and fresh....then i saw abercrombie kids wearing their shirts......and then they put out the same album like 80939028349082 times

uhh..i think thats 10.......

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:49 am

vampire goddess wrote: 8.) anything that is suppose to make your ass shake in weird sexual ways.
.

LOL....I'm so glad someone made that comment.

top 10 bands you wish would die.

Country Music.