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AuralFixation wrote:4. no smacking your ass if dancing close to karla
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Yes but can we smack Karla's ass while she is dancing? Man this is all so confusing. :lol:
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i almost wonder why this was dumpsterized considering theres alot of tips in here i wish people would follow. lol.
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The Fallen wrote: Plus you might drop your beer bottle, and that makes it difficult to dance for the ladies who's sore feet have been crammed in heels/boots most of the night, who toff those to dance barefoot, not good to do on broken glass...

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I wittnessed 1 "mosher/poser" or whatever the hell we should call them , slam into Karla and sent her flying to the ground . I was pretty enraged by this . I can personally tell you that if I had seen it happen to another innocent person . I was going to get a bit unruly with whoever I saw do it . There is no call or place for moshing at a gothic dance event . If you want to mosh go see Napalm Death and get it out of your system before you come to one of our events . Most of the moshers I saw were nothing but a bunch of fucking out of town transplants from what I knew of them . I guess all I have to say is that if you can't dance with respect for others and yourself ............... then don't bother coming to our events at all................ thank you .thank you .................and .......Fuck You ........I'm out LOL
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junkie christ wrote:i almost wonder why this was dumpsterized considering theres alot of tips in here i wish people would follow. lol.


Thats sort of why I posted it in General, but a little joking in a serious topic seems to make it automatic dumpster material...so now I'm pissed, thanks...
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LadyIvanna wrote:I completely agree with the no smoking on the dance floor thing. I can not begin to count how many times I've been burned my some stupid shit muther fukker that was too fukking drunk to pay attention to wear the cigarette was!!!!


I have a few good shirts with burn holes in them due to this same fact! Argh!
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The Fallen wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i almost wonder why this was dumpsterized considering theres alot of tips in here i wish people would follow. lol.


Thats sort of why I posted it in General, but a little joking in a serious topic seems to make it automatic dumpster material...so now I'm pissed, thanks...

Sorry about that. I think that if AF, myself, or junkie (or, heaven forbid, all three of us) post to the same thread, it's immediately flagged for the dumpster.

I bet that Vader even has an automated script cooked up for that. Or will. :P
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i don't mind getting into mosh pits.. but i hate to get knocked into them...
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I saw the beer bottle drop, and my insides cringed.

Not cool


you know I was wearing a pair of stillettos last night at the freakers ball, and they were laying everywhere, floor, patio, entrance ways, it was a nightmare.
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what if you just can't dance? thats my offense. no apple picking or "look at me, i'm a sorostitute, watch me deep throat my beer bottle" type shit. i am just rythymicly challenged, despite the fact that i was a band geek once. i just can't dance without looking like i'm humping air or should be in a cartoon :oops: . but the thing is, after about 2 drinks, goddamn i think i can. i think i can do fucking burlesque shows becasue i am a professional dancer, when in reality i prolly look like an ass :buttshake: , a big one, a big pale ass, with cool shoes. but i guess i'm not hurting anyone, so oh well.

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hum, you dance just fine, but we definitely need to work on your appraoch to the dancefloor


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Arkady wrote:
The Fallen wrote:
Buttercup wrote:And most importantly:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO GLOW STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah this isn't yer happy hardcore house shit, this is real dancing damnit!!!



Erm...Ok well none of that picking the goth apple and putting it in the basket shit then. :haha:

Well said. If you guys can act as if you have the runs and hold your stomach in pain while stapplistaplingther hand to your forehead then I can have my glowsticks. :twisted:
The only thing I have to say as far as cigirettes and drinks on the dance floor is that if you are in fact drunk, keep your drunk ass in a chair. if you are drinking, set the damn thing down on a table or stage while you dance, smoke stationary or away from people with your cigerette tucked in to your hand so you only burn your self if you can't wait for your nicotine. your rights end where someone else's body begins. if someone infringes on your rights KILL THEM.
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Mercurygriffin wrote:
Arkady wrote:
The Fallen wrote:
Buttercup wrote:And most importantly:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO GLOW STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah this isn't yer happy hardcore house shit, this is real dancing damnit!!!



Erm...Ok well none of that picking the goth apple and putting it in the basket shit then. :haha:

Well said. If you guys can act as if you have the runs and hold your stomach in pain while stapplistaplingther hand to your forehead then I can have my glowsticks. :twisted:
The only thing I have to say as far as cigirettes and drinks on the dance floor is that if you are in fact drunk, keep your drunk ass in a chair. if you are drinking, set the damn thing down on a table or stage while you dance, smoke stationary or away from people with your cigerette tucked in to your hand so you only burn your self if you can't wait for your nicotine. your rights end where someone else's body begins. if someone infringes on your rights KILL THEM.


I agree with the "KILL THEM" part.
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[*] If you aren't moshing in your own corner, please respect other dancers. Don't just shove your way through the crowd, go around or work your way through, and if you do bump into someone.. please apologize...
[*] If you are too drunk to walk straight, you really don't want to be on the dance floor...(see Rule #2)
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Yea me and fallen had a small problem with this last time I think we came up with a policy....All the punk types stay up front so we can beat the shit out of each other and go oooooohhhh at the pretty lights. This leaves hella room for the goth type dancers to do there thing and it puts them closer to the bar,bathroom couches dj booth etc....and its much darker back there as well. I understand you have the right to dance as you like and as hard as it is to believe that spastic shit we do is dancing too so we get to dance as well but I think a little common courtesy will do the trick. So all you punkers I know were supposed to be all nihillistic... but I drive an hour and a half to be at these things so I do not want to get kicked out because some asshole decides he's sid vicious or something.

As far as there being no place for moshing at these things you play good rock music and everyone is gonna want to mosh so instead of trying to be a facist about it lets just establish some common respect.....
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Mercurygriffin wrote:Well said. If you guys can act as if you have the runs and hold your stomach in pain while stapplistaplingther hand to your forehead then I can have my glowsticks. :twisted:
The only thing I have to say as far as cigirettes and drinks on the dance floor is that if you are in fact drunk, keep your drunk ass in a chair. if you are drinking, set the damn thing down on a table or stage while you dance, smoke stationary or away from people with your cigerette tucked in to your hand so you only burn your self if you can't wait for your nicotine. your rights end where someone else's body begins. if someone infringes on your rights KILL THEM.

I was financially challenged this time, due to saving cash for rent and such, but the original reply you quoted cinched it: I'm fashioning a glow stick chain whip. :angel: :mrgreen: :>
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iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:Well said. If you guys can act as if you have the runs and hold your stomach in pain while stapplistaplingther hand to your forehead then I can have my glowsticks. :twisted:
The only thing I have to say as far as cigirettes and drinks on the dance floor is that if you are in fact drunk, keep your drunk ass in a chair. if you are drinking, set the damn thing down on a table or stage while you dance, smoke stationary or away from people with your cigerette tucked in to your hand so you only burn your self if you can't wait for your nicotine. your rights end where someone else's body begins. if someone infringes on your rights KILL THEM.

I was financially challenged this time, due to saving cash for rent and such, but the original reply you quoted cinched it: I'm fashioning a glow stick chain whip. :angel: :mrgreen: :>
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I saw the beer bottle drop, and my insides cringed.

Not cool


you know I was wearing a pair of stillettos last night at the freakers ball, and they were laying everywhere, floor, patio, entrance ways, it was a nightmare.


on the other hand I could have picked up the beer bottle, broke it, and cut up the individuals who dropped them


thats right I quoted myself..................love it!
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:
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I saw the beer bottle drop, and my insides cringed.

Not cool


you know I was wearing a pair of stillettos last night at the freakers ball, and they were laying everywhere, floor, patio, entrance ways, it was a nightmare.


on the other hand I could have picked up the beer bottle, broke it, and cut up the individuals who dropped them


thats right I quoted myself..................love it!


Well, I've never really understood the concept of mixing glass containers and intoxicated people. I think bottled beer should live at small bar/restaurants, and plastic cups should be served at dance clubs. I noticed all the glass at the Freaker's Ball, and watched bouncers walk by and step over it.
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Post by vampire goddess »

i wonder why some genious that owns a bar hasn't just started using the plastic bud light and coors light beer bottles that you are starting to see in wal-mart ? and sell the rest of the beer, that doesn't come in the bottles, in a cup.
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