Top 5 people I would like to kill...

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 11:42 am

1) My current supervisor...really really really really really really really really really really really really would like to kill her today.

2) My site manager at Summit Medical along with a few of the docs.

3) My administrator at OB/GYN

4) My mother

5) Amanda Williford...(personal reasons)

Looks like I have a problem with athority, huh?

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:08 pm

1.) my landlords
2.) my ex
3.) drew tomlin
4.) pigs
5.) stupid people

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:17 pm

vicious_blood wrote:1) My current supervisor...really really really really really really really really really really really really would like to kill her today.

2) My site manager at Summit Medical along with a few of the docs.

3) My administrator at OB/GYN

4) My mother

5) Amanda Williford...(personal reasons)

Looks like I have a problem with athority, huh?

Ok, I'm going to add "myself" to that list...even tho it would be more than 5...

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:26 pm

I can't say who I'd take down. The CIA will come after me. Again...

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 5:22 pm

Nexxus23 wrote:I can't say who I'd take down. The CIA will come after me. Again...

LOL..I feel ya babes...

I'd help ya know.

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:11 pm

1 BONO!!!!Fuck him fuck him up his stupid ass. He can't die though he is a robot created by the industry to make sure music stays watered down and shitty.

2 George Lucas....Come on were all pissed with this string of really bad movies that he is trying to pass off as some of his best stuff.

3 Whoever keeps buffy on the air instead of killing it and giving the air time to charmed

4 Bill. (not a movie reference) The guy who always sends you letters asking for money. He wants money for rent and car insurance etc....( Im a dork I know)

5 Tom Hanks
and as a bonus....
you.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:43 pm

punkrockjoe wrote:3 Whoever keeps buffy on the air instead of killing it and giving the air time to charmed

hahahaha!
they canned that show early this year.... its just the reruns make a killing. watching that chick that plays buffy cry on tv about it was fucking priceless and ill pay anyone who can get me pics of that.....
my top 10 people i wish would die:
1.GEORGE FUCKING DUBBYA BUSH. no explanation
2.the marekting drone that keeps ruining music by making people think like half of this shit people listen to from the radio is cool
3.all the women who ever rejected me because if they all fell over dead a sizeable chuck of overpopulation would be solved and i could laugh about it for eternity..
4.all the women that DIDNT reject me fucking me over.
5. hyporcritical religious people
6.the asshole that said pot should be illegal. and the man who first said it should be mandatory should be immortal.
7. jerry falwell
8.every conformafuck on earth
9.anyone who thinks new country, rap metal. pop punk, new punk, emo, indie, the new fakeass jazz trend, kindergothin, jock rock, "im so much more underground than you in this ______ genre", ect ect ect. all of you DIE now your pissing in the gene pool.
10. everyone else because at my core, i hate EVERY THING ALIVE.

and those people that talk in movies
and the irs
and FOX news
and MTV
and junkies
and str8 edge people
and my enemies
and my friends
and everyone ive met
and everyone i havent
and me because i dont think its possible
:fuckoff:

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:22 pm

Note: By killing just 1 person, yourself, the rest won't bother u nearly az much...

:twisted:

If each of us would go out & kill 1 person (or 5), just think how much longer our resourcez/ the planet could survive... It'z the considerate & environmentally conscious thing 2 do!

:twisted:

I won't share my target list with u crazy bastardz, damn it ! Why risk u guyz offing 'em b4 I get the chance?!

:twisted:

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:29 pm

I have to agree with The Stormstress on this topic.
Touche Stormstress!

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:19 am

I would like to kill quite a lot of people but if I had to pick just five the list would go something like this.

1. Bill Gates just to get his stash.
2. Michael Flatly just on G.P.
3. Michael Ilych for making my job harder on a daily basis
4. William Shatner just to say I did.
5. Oprah/Dr. Phil because of the sappy shit lies.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:34 am

1. My ex (pick one) for makeing me afraid

2. cops who write me tickets........I BATTED MY EYELASHES DAMNIT.....and I have big boobs...doesnt that count for something?

3.my boyfriend when he questions me

4my doctor for making my life harder (long story)

5. My supervisor.....for giving assigned seats like children, and making mine in the corner away from everyone!

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:11 am

1. heather's supervisor/ my old supervisor- because she is such a fucking hypocondriac, toothless, lying,bitchy CUNT. a very infectous one at that, prolly with gross stuff that ajax, comet, and bleach put together couldn't get rid of. fucking bitch.

2. one of my friend's girlfriend. actually i don't want her to die, i just wish she had never existed in the first place.

3. the bitch in merchandising that we all call turdflinger, because she most definitely flings poo.

4. my ex, jason. for fucking me royaly in the head.

5. lori, in the fucking jewelry shop. major drama queen, country fried mouth from the south, i must fucking EVERYONE that has a penis with my razor toothed puss, i mooch off my husband while i live with my boyfriend, i suck dick for jobs, "are you still my friend?", cry in the bathroom everynight, suicidal imbecilic SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT. do us all a favor, and just drag the blade vertically down that big vain in your arm and get it over with, before you breed with your insatiable, needy, dirty, roast beef pussy, and create more dumb bitches like yourself.

i feel better now. :shoots:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:37 am

gwenhwyfar wrote:i feel better now.

u sure?
if ya need any help ill be glad to listen to i want to kill rants.... :twisted:

Liriel · Post by **Liriel** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:40 am

1. W. (We all know him)
2. Britney Spears
3. Yanni
4. M. (My unfortunate ex)
5. Judy McGrath (Current President of Mtv)

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:49 am

gwenhwyfar wrote:

i feel better now.

u sure?
if ya need any help ill be glad to listen to i want to kill rants....

hee hee careful what you ask fr, her rants could rival a junkie rant anyday

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:12 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:
gwenhwyfar wrote:

i feel better now.

u sure?
if ya need any help ill be glad to listen to i want to kill rants....

hee hee careful what you ask fr, her rants could rival a junkie rant anyday

ill take that bet.

Cemetary Rapist · Post by **Cemetary Rapist** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:17 am

#1. My boss at work..the crusty old fart
#2.ALL the guys in the band "stone temple pilots"
#3.Negitive..old pepole
#4.Fred Durst
#5.Rod Stewart!!!!!!!!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:32 am

junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:3 Whoever keeps buffy on the air instead of killing it and giving the air time to charmed

1.GEORGE FUCKING DUBBYA BUSH. no explanation

Props for being the first person to mention him. He needs to go.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:33 am

gwenhwyfar wrote:3. the bitch in merchandising that we all call turdflinger, because she most definitely flings poo.

I fling poo. She needs to die, simply because I have problems with people flinging poo in my territory. Which would be Earth, and all of its surrounding galaxies.

:shakin:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:21 am

Excerpt from the Rabid Space Monkey Clan kill files...

1. Gandhi

Ok, he's dead, but I'd give a hefty chunk of change to bring him back so that I can kill him again. Why? Because Gandhi was the most prevalent anorexic bitch on the planet. And everyone hates anorexic bitches.)

2. Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali has evoked the emotions and won the hearts of millions of Americans, as well as other foreign idiots. How did he do this? By becoming a human fucking punching bag! How stupid is this? He needs to go.

3. Dubya

The GWB phenomenon, or the "Great White Baboon" to many, has cause unequaled strife and discontent across the globe. Okay, well, maybe Hitler is still leading as far as the body count goes, but this man has gone so far as to create [url=http://www.bushorchimp.com/]confusion[/b] between himself and untold numbers of monkeys, apes, and chimpanzees. This. Must. Be. Stopped. If anything, he's a banana. Observe the following illustration:

GWB is the one in the back. America is the one in the front. See the bulging eyes? Those are the eyes of millions of monkeys who are abashed and ashamed to be compared to this blustering idiot! I rest my case.

4. Oprah

Whine. Bluster. Mope. Lie. Lie. Lie. This Matron of Disinformation needs to be wiped from the face of existence. By conjuring sob stories, she's able to capture the hearts, minds, and wallets of millions of humans. While for this, I might give her a medal, she also resides in the infantile box I commonly refer to as "The Stupid Cube". As her ratings go and stay up, so do her Reasons to Kill Points™.

5. William H. Gates III

Just about any software he's had a hand in malfunctions around me. It doesn't require a reason or explanation, it just happens. Software flaw? Perhaps. I think it goes deeper than that. You see, I think that this man has something against hair! And as monkeys are the unparalleled masters of hair, this means he has something against me. My logic? Take a good, long look at old pictures of him and Paul Allen.

Notice the stark differences? Bill, with his inner nerd in full bloom, clean cut and dorky to the tee; Paul Allen, the retrograde hippy-turns-businessman mascot if there ever was one. Why did they have their falling out? Was it business practice? Moral disagreements? No! It was all about the hair. Bill Gates will stop at nothing to make life hellish for any of those who value and support hair. Case closed.

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