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i heard punk rock joe is a *huge* spice girls fan

and i am pregnant with kitty's baby............
but i wont stop drinking so she wants to kill me for ruining the baby
just making sure lil junkie belongs....
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junkie christ wrote:i heard punk rock joe is a *huge* spice girls fan


Damnit Junkie! how many times do I have to tell you it's not a rumor if its true...

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miz kitty wrote: Ms. Tangledwebs is my love slave


wow, my first rumor!!! and a good one at that!!! :twisted:
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miz kitty wrote:I think this would be a good place to start some rumors...let's see..JC is pregnant with my two headed lovechild, Ms. Tangledwebs is my love slave, I am leader of an underground ring of female gothic ninjas that are trained my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......wait a minute...Oooh yeah, I'm confusing this with my sick fantasy world....uh, sorry everybody..... :oops:


:roofle: rofl...thats the greatest thing i've heard all day.
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NO NO NO I wanna see scarecrow as Carmen Miranda....I dont think Kitty should be the only one haveing that kind of fun around here!!!!!!!
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Dammit....I FEEL LEFT OUT! I WANNA RUMOR!!!
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just you wait my little pretty, just you wait. ..... :twisted:
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vicious_blood wrote:Dammit....I FEEL LEFT OUT! I WANNA RUMOR!!!

i heard kit is quadsexual
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junkie christ wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Dammit....I FEEL LEFT OUT! I WANNA RUMOR!!!

i heard kit is quadsexual


Lol...lol...no seriously...I don't even have a come back for that one...lol...
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Im a fukn long haired hippy that wanks off to much..*wait thats true* :oops:
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Im not ra bad speller , I'm just too drunk to post... um which at the moment is correct!
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miz kitty wrote: my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......



You made me choke on my own coffee. I will now need much therapy for that visual. :lol:


I think I am supposed to be doing Ft Bragg. And if I am then I should get a freakin medal. I mean Ft. Bragg has the largest population of Military personal in the United States. Thats really takin one for your country.




I guess that could explain why I am tired all the time. :P
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Pharinet wrote:
miz kitty wrote: my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......

You made me choke on my own coffee. I will now need much therapy for that visual. :lol:
I think I am supposed to be doing Ft Bragg. And if I am then I should get a freakin medal. I mean Ft. Bragg has the largest population of Military personal in the United States. Thats really takin one for your country.
I guess that could explain why I am tired all the time. :P

does that mean your a walking USO show? :mrgreen:
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vicious_blood wrote:Dammit....I FEEL LEFT OUT! I WANNA RUMOR!!!


I heard that vicious blood waz really az horny az a 10 peckered owl!
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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The Stormstress wrote:I heard that vicious blood waz really az horny az a 10 peckered owl!


Yeah, but I heard that you're some sort of voodoo queen that can cast spells with a song... ;)
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ophelia wrote:Yeah, but I heard that you're some sort of voodoo queen that can cast spells with a song... ;)


(that particular piece o' gossip, at least, made my top 10)

Don't u kno it!!! ...& children'z songz make 4 the best tunes 2 cast by, az well! :twisted: :evil:
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and the latest and greatest, me and mistress evil are devil worshipers. everybody watch your kittens. we may sacrifice them to the dark lords. hail satan.

oh, and i have an ugly dog. wtf?! i have a fucking beautiful solid white chihuahua, shes gorgeous. countless amounts of breeders have offered me good money for her. shes super fat and pregnant right now, but still my pretty baby.

god i hate heather's supervisor. fucking cunt. :banghead:
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yes hail the dark lord, and gimme your kittens so that I may slaughter them and skull fuck them later


muhahahaha
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i heard vicious blood has a horsecock
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