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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

yeah I still say I shoulda picked one up , broke it, and cut someone up for not being curteous anbough to not throw their bottles on the floor
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This was a great thread for me. I rarely dance unless I am ripped, and when I am ripped, I am not thinking straight. I have been guilty of both the glass and the ciggies on the dance floor in the past, but I am trying. I remember to put the glass down, but the cigs are a bit harder to remember to put out. If you see me doing it, smack me.

As for plastic only, "Bob" forbid. The only thing shittier than shit beer in a plastic cup is putting a good drink in one. These events are for more than just dancing ya know :beer:
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it is about good beer and socializing as well.
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Mercurygriffin wrote:
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Mercurygriffin wrote:Well said. If you guys can act as if you have the runs and hold your stomach in pain while stapplistaplingther hand to your forehead then I can have my glowsticks. :twisted:
The only thing I have to say as far as cigirettes and drinks on the dance floor is that if you are in fact drunk, keep your drunk ass in a chair. if you are drinking, set the damn thing down on a table or stage while you dance, smoke stationary or away from people with your cigerette tucked in to your hand so you only burn your self if you can't wait for your nicotine. your rights end where someone else's body begins. if someone infringes on your rights KILL THEM.

I was financially challenged this time, due to saving cash for rent and such, but the original reply you quoted cinched it: I'm fashioning a glow stick chain whip. :angel: :mrgreen: :>
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vicious_blood wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:Well said. If you guys can act as if you have the runs and hold your stomach in pain while stapplistaplingther hand to your forehead then I can have my glowsticks. :twisted:
The only thing I have to say as far as cigirettes and drinks on the dance floor is that if you are in fact drunk, keep your drunk ass in a chair. if you are drinking, set the damn thing down on a table or stage while you dance, smoke stationary or away from people with your cigerette tucked in to your hand so you only burn your self if you can't wait for your nicotine. your rights end where someone else's body begins. if someone infringes on your rights KILL THEM.

I was financially challenged this time, due to saving cash for rent and such, but the original reply you quoted cinched it: I'm fashioning a glow stick chain whip. :angel: :mrgreen: :>
I love you man. If you were a cute chick I'd fuck ya.


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I think we all should start break-dancing at the next party.

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It would be quite a site...lol, that rhymed...
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vampire goddess wrote:i wonder why some genious that owns a bar hasn't just started using the plastic bud light and coors light beer bottles that you are starting to see in wal-mart ? and sell the rest of the beer, that doesn't come in the bottles, in a cup.


good fucking idea!! :D
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punkrockjoe wrote:
vampire goddess wrote:i wonder why some genious that owns a bar hasn't just started using the plastic bud light and coors light beer bottles that you are starting to see in wal-mart ? and sell the rest of the beer, that doesn't come in the bottles, in a cup.


good fucking idea!! :D


they could just give us sippy cups, that may be amusing. they wouldn't break or spill. imagine, you're dancing with the hottest guy on the planet when he pulls out his sippy cup of alcholic beverage, and then you notice the bib that says "grandma's little angel". and you think to yourself, "self, i'm gonna fuck this guys brains out, most definitely"

well it was funny to me. :lol:
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NOT FUNNY....well it was but I USE sippy cups!!!!!!
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actually thats brilliant, I would spend less on drinks because I wouldnt spill half the drink hugging people all night!!!! great so playtex sippy cups anyone?
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gwenhwyfar wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:
vampire goddess wrote:i wonder why some genious that owns a bar hasn't just started using the plastic bud light and coors light beer bottles that you are starting to see in wal-mart ? and sell the rest of the beer, that doesn't come in the bottles, in a cup.


good fucking idea!! :D


they could just give us sippy cups, that may be amusing. they wouldn't break or spill. imagine, you're dancing with the hottest guy on the planet when he pulls out his sippy cup of alcholic beverage, and then you notice the bib that says "grandma's little angel". and you think to yourself, "self, i'm gonna fuck this guys brains out, most definitely"

well it was funny to me. :lol:


LOL...I like the sippy cup idea. I want a blue one!
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How about those funnel hats? The bartenders could just pour the booze straight in, and we wouldn't have to worry about doing our hair before we go out.
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I now have a new lease on drinking. A silver sippy cup with a skull and cross bones on the side. Or I could just put a nipple on my flask. :twisted:
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only if I can have a pink one with black skull and crossbones....>AND A NIPPLE
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:actually thats brilliant, I would spend less on drinks because I wouldnt spill half the drink hugging people all night!!!! great so playtex sippy cups anyone?


ok...playtex....you know thats not a sippy cup right??Im a big fan of sippy cups myself it used to be my primary drinking utensil myself I had an orange one. There particulary good for rum and coke or straight whiskey...
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punkrockjoe wrote:ok...playtex....you know thats not a sippy cup right??Im a big fan of sippy cups myself it used to be my primary drinking utensil myself I had an orange one. There particulary good for rum and coke or straight whiskey...


actually playtex makes both bottles and sippy cups. take a trip through the baby dept. sadly i have coordinated enough baby showers to know that and how to make a cloth diaper cake( don't ask).
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gwenhwyfar wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:ok...playtex....you know thats not a sippy cup right??Im a big fan of sippy cups myself it used to be my primary drinking utensil myself I had an orange one. There particulary good for rum and coke or straight whiskey...


actually playtex makes both bottles and sippy cups. take a trip through the baby dept. sadly i have coordinated enough baby showers to know that and how to make a cloth diaper cake( don't ask).


I stand corrected.....I know Im not supposed to ask but cloth baby diaper cake....this sound interesting...
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its a new fetish Joe!!!!
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:its a new fetish Joe!!!!


Cool!!!educate me....This could be fun Im a big gg fan after all....
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