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Or just wrestling in the florescent paint - that would be one way to apply it!
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yeah! but what a mess to clean up! and i dont think a lot of the girls would like to ruin their clothing getting painted on... and others don't prefer to have there bellys floppin out everywhere.
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vampire goddess wrote:yeah! but what a mess to clean up! and i dont think a lot of the girls would like to ruin their clothing getting painted on... and others don't prefer to have there bellys floppin out everywhere.

that is why i suggest wearing brad and janet costumes. I would wear a straitjacket just to get the trails.
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"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
Brad and Janet costumes!!! :lol: It actually took me a few seconds to get the reference. Fuck! Now I have to watch RHPS again asap, you bastard!
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Onibubba wrote:"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
Brad and Janet costumes!!! :lol: It actually took me a few seconds to get the reference. Fuck! Now I have to watch RHPS again asap, you bastard!


Took me a moment too...I personaly like the tap-dancing chick...whatever her name is.
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vicious_blood wrote:
Onibubba wrote:"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
Brad and Janet costumes!!! :lol: It actually took me a few seconds to get the reference. Fuck! Now I have to watch RHPS again asap, you bastard!


Took me a moment too...I personaly like the tap-dancing chick...whatever her name is.

Gold gliter and florecent body paint. I like.
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Mercurygriffin wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
Onibubba wrote:"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
Brad and Janet costumes!!! :lol: It actually took me a few seconds to get the reference. Fuck! Now I have to watch RHPS again asap, you bastard!


Took me a moment too...I personaly like the tap-dancing chick...whatever her name is.

Gold gliter and florecent body paint. I like.


Yup :yes: Me too.
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Her name's Columbia!
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:It doesnt matter what she looks like if you just stick it in her pooper.
oh dear....too much porn and quantum physics

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Mercurygriffin wrote:
vampire goddess wrote:
Onibubba wrote:"In a black light with florecent body paint every one looks sexy."

Sounds like a Sanctus theme...I'll need a lot of body paint :shock:


body paint.... hummm......
i likey!
Is that a third nomination for a sanctus theme I hear?

I don't know about a theme, but hell supply the body paint and I'm game for it. :mrgreen:
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*O* *M* *G*

Dude, you just made a post about helping my best friend get laid. I don't know what to say about that... except, I'm... kinda impressed.

Alright, I think you make it onto the "Is alright with Willow list"

Hmm. FYI you're the only one on it. ;p

Anyways, YEAH! COME ON PEOPLE! START SHOWIN' SOME DARN LOVE AROUND HERE!!! er, "love".

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minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:*O* *M* *G*

Dude, you just made a post about helping my best friend get laid. I don't know what to say about that... except, I'm... kinda impressed.

Alright, I think you make it onto the "Is alright with Willow list"

Hmm. FYI you're the only one on it. ;p

Anyways, YEAH! COME ON PEOPLE! START SHOWIN' SOME DARN LOVE AROUND HERE!!! er, "love".

~Willow :D

Yet another satisfied customer.
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we have satisified costumers? well thanks for sharing the love around here people!!!
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vampire goddess wrote:we have satisified costumers? well thanks for sharing the love around here people!!!
:D


Depends on how he's referring to as satisfied. ;)

:D

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I think that ViciousBlood should wait for some one to make an offer.


Or she could go to the cock block in J.C.
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vampire goddess wrote:sure
then the next theme can be mud wrestling!


Don't say that....i'll bust out the "Intergender world's heavyweight title"



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Mercurygriffin wrote:In a black light with florecent body paint every one looks sexy.


actually highlighters work just as well, and are cheap and easy to find (and I don't know about you, but I work better with markers than paintbrushes anyday)
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Mother Mo wrote:Her name's Columbia!


I knew it was coffee! Thanks!
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minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:*O* *M* *G*

Dude, you just made a post about helping my best friend get laid. I don't know what to say about that... except, I'm... kinda impressed.

Alright, I think you make it onto the "Is alright with Willow list"

Hmm. FYI you're the only one on it. ;p

Anyways, YEAH! COME ON PEOPLE! START SHOWIN' SOME DARN LOVE AROUND HERE!!! er, "love".

~Willow :D


I know...I feel special...allthough it seems the subject has switched from me trying to get laid to florecent lights, mud wrestling, and the next Sanctus theme...well, I guess that could help me get laid...

LETS ALL HAVE AN ORGY!!!! :boing:



(uh, no, joking)
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vicious_blood wrote:
minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:*O* *M* *G*

Dude, you just made a post about helping my best friend get laid. I don't know what to say about that... except, I'm... kinda impressed.

Alright, I think you make it onto the "Is alright with Willow list"

Hmm. FYI you're the only one on it. ;p

Anyways, YEAH! COME ON PEOPLE! START SHOWIN' SOME DARN LOVE AROUND HERE!!! er, "love".

~Willow :D

I know...I feel special...allthough it seems the subject has switched from me trying to get laid to florecent lights, mud wrestling, and the next Sanctus theme...well, I guess that could help me get laid...

LETS ALL HAVE AN ORGY!!!! :boing:

(uh, no, joking)

While it's not uncommon for people to start getting it on at Sanctus, if everyone starts getting it on, I'm headed for the door.

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