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I just didnt ewant you to hat eon her for it........because in the end....YOU HAD FUN!
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gwenhwyfar wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Dont let her fool you......I took her to TWO Nsync concerts......



BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

who took who to 2 nsync concerts, who drove your ass all the way to fucking miami so you could see your boys, who even drove like a goddamn mainiac so you could get pics of their fucking tour bus, all so you wouldn't have to go by yourself and could actually have fun instead of going with some fucking underage dumb farragut bitches. I FUCKING DID. i took you to express your fetish for fucking POP music. i deserve some fucking head for that shit, not just any head either. oh no. some fucking sweet baby jesus in a manger, i am going to cum hard enough to bring on the end of the world, head. :twisted:

i even drank myself stupid, caught beads in my cleavage, and danced to booty music for you. thats just wrong. who else would do that for you. :roar:


I think she's got ya there a friend of mine drove me to nashville for a spice girls concert and i still owe him big....but he got really drunk for free so I dont feel so bad about it.... :D
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I think you are lying, but secretly I would pay to see ginger spice.......naked
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:I think you are lying, but secretly I would pay to see ginger spice.......naked



not lying big spice fan not a rumor....wanna see ginger spice naked there are several sites for that sort of thing....
We werent the nice boys they thought we were..we arent nice boys..we were fuckin nasty little bastards...and we still are...Sid Vicious
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yeah I know she posed for playboy out in public.....she's so beautiful!!!!!!
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gwenhwyfar wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Dont let her fool you......I took her to TWO Nsync concerts......



BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

who took who to 2 nsync concerts, who drove your ass all the way to fucking miami so you could see your boys, who even drove like a goddamn mainiac so you could get pics of their fucking tour bus, all so you wouldn't have to go by yourself and could actually have fun instead of going with some fucking underage dumb farragut bitches. I FUCKING DID. i took you to express your fetish for fucking POP music. i deserve some fucking head for that shit, not just any head either. oh no. some fucking sweet baby jesus in a manger, i am going to cum hard enough to bring on the end of the world, head. :twisted:

i even drank myself stupid, caught beads in my cleavage, and danced to booty music for you. thats just wrong. who else would do that for you. :roar:


:shock: I'm scared...and speechless...

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punkrockjoe wrote:I think she's got ya there a friend of mine drove me to nashville for a spice girls concert and i still owe him big....but he got really drunk for free so I dont feel so bad about it.... :D

Why is it that everytime someone mentions the Spice Girls, I think of Dune?

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gwenhwyfar wrote: i deserve some fucking head for that shit, not just any head either. oh no. some fucking sweet baby jesus in a manger, i am going to cum hard enough to bring on the end of the world, head. :twisted:

ummm if you can cum hard enough to end the world....whoa.
need any help? we can go recruit a round the clock staff to ensure you get there. i just want to see civilization end because someone got off. wow.
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junkie christ wrote:
gwenhwyfar wrote: i deserve some fucking head for that shit, not just any head either. oh no. some fucking sweet baby jesus in a manger, i am going to cum hard enough to bring on the end of the world, head. :twisted:

ummm if you can cum hard enough to end the world....whoa.
need any help? we can go recruit a round the clock staff to ensure you get there. i just want to see civilization end because someone got off. wow.

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iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
gwenhwyfar wrote: i deserve some fucking head for that shit, not just any head either. oh no. some fucking sweet baby jesus in a manger, i am going to cum hard enough to bring on the end of the world, head. :twisted:

ummm if you can cum hard enough to end the world....whoa.
need any help? we can go recruit a round the clock staff to ensure you get there. i just want to see civilization end because someone got off. wow.

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well one of my goals in life has always been get someone to make me cum so hard i could fill their lungs with it and drown them in return.........
shes got me beat. gotta help out
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start recuiting that round the clock staff, its gonna be a party at my house. ;)
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I hear country music all the time at work... in the back house that's what they have it tuned to.


I work in the dinning room usually... The management already has Christmas music playing.

Fuck that shit.
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:I think you are lying, but secretly I would pay to see ginger spice.......naked


http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/spice/geri ... orest.html
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/spice/geri ... _part.html
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This thread changed so much, I wasn't sure who to quote! But I will say a couple things-

gwenhwyfar- You made the most intriguing comments. [[I think I might have to like you alot.]]
BUT sperm burping boys?... you say that like it's a bad thing...??
Your little NSYNC experience- I convinced security to let *us* into a Backstreet Boys show for FREE just by wearing a tight shirt.

punkrockjoe- Spice girls? Ok, we gotta draw the line somewhere baby.

And- I will NOT be curious to click on them links DarkVader left... Will NOT do it... *looks around*

On a personal note- Kit does NOT enjoy in ANY way, or what comes even remotely CLOSE to enjoying, in no way no HOW country music. [[sorry. I took that one personally]]
And the 'NSUCK comment- Sorry. 2 times seeing 'NTSYNC would have been the death of Kit. [[took that one slightly personally too]]

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That's why kits not my best friend. Kim is! Kimmie Rules! Viva la Kimmie!
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DarkVader wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:I think you are lying, but secretly I would pay to see ginger spice.......naked


http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/spice/geri ... orest.html
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/spice/geri ... _part.html

:rofl:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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so does that mean I owe Vader money?
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Re: My thoughts...

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minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:This thread changed so much, I wasn't sure who to quote! But I will say a couple things-

gwenhwyfar- You made the most intriguing comments. [[I think I might have to like you alot.]]
BUT sperm burping boys?... you say that like it's a bad thing...??
Your little NSYNC experience- I convinced security to let *us* into a Backstreet Boys show for FREE just by wearing a tight shirt.

punkrockjoe- Spice girls? Ok, we gotta draw the line somewhere baby.

And- I will NOT be curious to click on them links DarkVader left... Will NOT do it... *looks around*

On a personal note- Kit does NOT enjoy in ANY way, or what comes even remotely CLOSE to enjoying, in no way no HOW country music. [[sorry. I took that one personally]]
And the 'NSUCK comment- Sorry. 2 times seeing 'NTSYNC would have been the death of Kit. [[took that one slightly personally too]]

~Willow


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Altho now I'm slightly confused...
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:so does that mean I owe Vader money?

I don't know about owing him money, but I'm sure that if you donated some to him, he wouldn't turn you down. :P
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ill put on a vader mask if you send me your money
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