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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

Sorry, shoulda clarified, I meant that about the shitting on the koolaid man bit
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Once when I was in highschool. I still hated the middle school that I went to. There's a big brick indian's face in front that everybody walks by. So late one night I shat in a napkin and rubbed it all over the face hopping the kids would smell it the next morning.
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:rofl: you said shat!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote::rofl: you said shat!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

What's so funny about the word shat?
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iblis wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote::rofl: you said shat!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

What's so funny about the word shat?

everytime the word is shat is stated, a kg girl should post a self-boobie pic.
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A new one about me.....I'm really a cross-dressing man and am so good at it that I look "almost" female. :roll:
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LadyIvanna wrote:A new one about me.....I'm really a cross-dressing man and am so good at it that I look "almost" female. :roll:
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Did you read her blog? Man she is all kinds of creepy and fuked up. But her Blog entertained me, and well, that's truly all that's important.


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LadyIvanna wrote:A new one about me.....I'm really a cross-dressing man and am so good at it that I look "almost" female. :roll:
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well...if all the men I know looked like you I would be so gay...when I met you you seemed quite female to me...so unless you have made some majorchanges I would have to assume.....yup someone got into there mom's crack stash... :D
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well the last time i saw your picture you looked like a female to me... :shrug:
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Well having met you I think you look definitely female,and I'm usually never wrong about that sort of thing...lol Thats ok aparently some people think I'm god and can be in 2 places at once.
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fav piece of gossip:
asp pages actually work like they are supposed to.
fuck it im going perl.
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asp pages actually work like they are supposed to.
fuck it im going perl.

I now have no idea what you are talking about
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I am unfortunately unable to post something about myself due to the fact that I haven't heard anything about myself from this scene. Can someone give me a hand?
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*applause*
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:*applause*
Funny. :lol: No. Seriously. I want to know some gossip about me. I feel so unimportant.
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I heard a certain Domme wanted to see you outta that sheer red shirt!
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String.
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soft skin like dough....warmed just emough.....and a little pizza flour to reduce sticking and chaffing....hhhmmmmmMercury. you may be onto something
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Codeine Coma wrote:I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String.
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:rofl: I knew a dude that actually did that.
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:I heard a certain Domme wanted to see you outta that sheer red shirt!

That was a while back, I wish I still had that shirt.
Codeine Coma wrote:I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String.
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