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by iblis Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:53 am
junkie_christ, the man, the myth, the legend, has just stated that if some women volunteer to help, he'll make something completely unheard of: Darth Vader porn.
You see,
other media icons have had their fair share of fat cash in the porn industry, but Darth Vader has gotten little or no representation thus far.
Junkie has taken it upon himself to fix this. Help him make the market an equal ground for fictional characters again!
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by junkie christ Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:04 pm
and no matter what you think after you watch this porn, i do not have a bionic cock.
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by vicious_blood Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:10 pm
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho.
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by iblis Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:19 pm
vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
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by vicious_blood Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:36 pm
iblis wrote: vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
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Hmmm....That's not a bad idea!
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by iblis Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:42 pm
vicious_blood wrote: iblis wrote: vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
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Hmmm....That's not a bad idea!
See, the moment when you start posting "kit porn" links is the moment when I stop clicking links on this forum.
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by vicious_blood Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:12 pm
iblis wrote: vicious_blood wrote: iblis wrote: vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. Not competition, unless you're planning on video taping said sexual encounters.
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Hmmm....That's not a bad idea!
See, the moment when you start posting "kit porn" links is the moment when I stop clicking links on this forum.
Lol...would it really be THAT bad? *sniff*
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by Mistress Eve(L) Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:31 pm
Will your light saber glow in the dark? Can I be Lay-uh?????
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?
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by iblis Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:40 pm
Mistress Eve(L) wrote: Will your light saber glow in the dark? Can I be Lay-uh?????
See, this is the power of the dumpster. Already there's volunteers.
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by junkie christ Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:03 pm
vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. no its not
this is all ibbies idea and i think hes actually crazy enough to film me fucking too.
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by iblis Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:44 pm
junkie christ wrote: vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. no its not
this is all ibbies idea and i think hes actually crazy enough to film me fucking too.
Crazy like a fox - I seriously think people would pay to see (Junkie) Christ in a porno. It'd be the most Christian porn ever filmed!
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by junkie christ Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:31 pm
Mistress Eve(L) wrote: Will your light saber glow in the dark? Can I be Lay-uh?????
umm if my
lightsaber glows in the dark, i better get some mad meds to clear that shit up.....
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by CrimeCore Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:21 am
AYE... HERPES IS WORSE.
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by junkie christ Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:25 am
i wouldnt know. and i hope i get thru the darth vader porn without karmaticly getting anything.. lol..
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by vicious_blood Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:54 am
iblis wrote: junkie christ wrote: vicious_blood wrote: :rofl:
Wait...this is like in complete competition with my "Kit needs to get laid" Campaign...
I still think it would be funny, tho. no its not
this is all ibbies idea and i think hes actually crazy enough to film me fucking too.
Crazy like a fox - I seriously think people would pay to see (Junkie) Christ in a porno. It'd be the most Christian porn ever filmed!
How about if he pays us?
Ok, maybe I'll give him a nickle.
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by junkie christ Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:05 pm
i should start charging admission to touch the JC-rod...
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by vicious_blood Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:09 pm
junkie christ wrote: i should start charging admission to touch the JC-rod...
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by iblis Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:34 pm
junkie christ wrote: i should start charging admission to touch the JC-rod...
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by junkie christ Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:46 pm
wow
45% of the people who took this poll want the force...
good... i do use a bit of it...
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by X Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:20 am
me and a friend made stop motion animation star wars porn like.....years and years ago.....imagine, 12 inch leia, taking a gang bang from darth, palpatine, and a stormtrooper.......
I'm a big bright shining star......
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You see, other media icons have had their fair share of fat cash in the porn industry, but Darth Vader has gotten little or no representation thus far.
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