I just got fired...

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:35 am

Well, not really fired, since I'm just a temp. But I have been made aware that after December 19th my services will no longer be needed. *sigh*...Which pisses me off after all the shit I've gone thru at this ghetto place. But oh well. :shrug:

So, anyone know of any good jobs out there????

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:00 am

Wow, that sucks.

vicious blood wrote:So, anyone know of any good jobs out there????

No, but now you could always join forces with junkie and make the most insane Star Wars pr0n ever!

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:04 am

ouch.... sorry, vb... at least they gave you a month to find something else. :hugs:

plan something... interesting... for your supervisor before you leave. :twisted:

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:09 am

Imp wrote:
plan something... interesting... for your supervisor before you leave.

Lol, just what I was thinking...I need some good ideas tho, if anyone has any...?
I was thinking of glueing all the phones down :shrug:

along with some other things, but I need something with more impact.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:25 am

vicious_blood wrote:
Imp wrote:
plan something... interesting... for your supervisor before you leave.

Lol, just what I was thinking...I need some good ideas tho, if anyone has any...?
I was thinking of glueing all the phones down along with some other things, but I need something with more impact.

Glue them down with some of griffin's magic juice!

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:14 am

vicious_blood wrote:Lol, just what I was thinking...I need some good ideas tho, if anyone has any...?
I was thinking of glueing all the phones down along with some other things, but I need something with more impact.

You know how much of a pain it is when important paperwork goes missing? Yeah. :twisted:

Put peanut butter in everyone's pen cups or the top drawer of their desk.
Vaseline the toilet seats.
Unplug the employee refrigerator so everything spoils over the weekend. (your last day is a Friday)
Steal the toilet paper.
Steal all the staples.
Use some red ink and a calligraphy pen to write/draw an unintelligible message on some parchment and leave it in your boss's inbox. (psychological warfare)
Leave a voodoo doll behind. Better if it resembles your boss/coworker and has pins stuck in it.
Chicken giblets are cheap. Use your imagination.
Take yourself out for shrimp cocktail and save the shells. Hide the shrimp shells in strategic locations throughout the office. If no one can find them, the stench will NEVER go away. (fluorescent light fixtures are perfect for this, along with heating vents)

Let us know if you need more ideas. :mrgreen:

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vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:27 am

Thanks, I think I'll print all that up.

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:52 am

"So, anyone know of any good jobs out there????"

Sorry Kit, right now most of our opportunities are contract positions for Iraq :-x

Still, if we do get anything locally I'll PM ya for a resume...We're a bunch of dirty rotten headhunters

As for rightous vengence, do you havew access to his computer? if you can manage to switch a few of his keyboard keys around, that is always frustratingly funny. Flood him with porn sites. Some of those links will never go away. Or sign him up (email addy) for porn spam. Also fun.

:shrug:

I guess the best I can do is help you drown your sorrows. If you see me lurking around the bar at Sanctus - and I always lurk around the bar at Sanctus - I'll buy ya a drink.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:01 pm

Onibubba wrote: I guess the best I can do is help you drown your sorrows. If you see me lurking around the bar at Sanctus - and I always lurk around the bar at Sanctus - I'll buy ya a drink.

I'll take ya up on that offer. :beer:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:10 pm

sucks kit.

Nexxus23 wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Lol, just what I was thinking...I need some good ideas tho, if anyone has any...?
I was thinking of glueing all the phones down along with some other things, but I need something with more impact.

You know how much of a pain it is when important paperwork goes missing? Yeah.
Put peanut butter in everyone's pen cups or the top drawer of their desk.
Vaseline the toilet seats.
Unplug the employee refrigerator so everything spoils over the weekend. (your last day is a Friday)
Steal the toilet paper.
Steal all the staples.
Use some red ink and a calligraphy pen to write/draw an unintelligible message on some parchment and leave it in your boss's inbox. (psychological warfare)
Leave a voodoo doll behind. Better if it resembles your boss/coworker and has pins stuck in it.
Chicken giblets are cheap. Use your imagination.
Take yourself out for shrimp cocktail and save the shells. Hide the shrimp shells in strategic locations throughout the office. If no one can find them, the stench will NEVER go away. (fluorescent light fixtures are perfect for this, along with heating vents)
Let us know if you need more ideas.
This message has been brought to you by... Professor Chaos!!

im printing that as welll

Reverend_ Hate · Post by **Reverend_ Hate** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:44 pm

Nexxus23 wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Lol, just what I was thinking...I need some good ideas tho, if anyone has any...?
I was thinking of glueing all the phones down along with some other things, but I need something with more impact.

You know how much of a pain it is when important paperwork goes missing? Yeah.
Put peanut butter in everyone's pen cups or the top drawer of their desk.
Vaseline the toilet seats.
Unplug the employee refrigerator so everything spoils over the weekend. (your last day is a Friday)
Steal the toilet paper.
Steal all the staples.
Use some red ink and a calligraphy pen to write/draw an unintelligible message on some parchment and leave it in your boss's inbox. (psychological warfare)
Leave a voodoo doll behind. Better if it resembles your boss/coworker and has pins stuck in it.
Chicken giblets are cheap. Use your imagination.
Take yourself out for shrimp cocktail and save the shells. Hide the shrimp shells in strategic locations throughout the office. If no one can find them, the stench will NEVER go away. (fluorescent light fixtures are perfect for this, along with heating vents)

Let us know if you need more ideas.

This message has been brought to you by... Professor Chaos!!

That's fucking BRILLIANT!

As far as any good jobs go,VB,I live like an hour from Ktown so I really can't help you there,but I can give you some advice.DO NOT get a job at wal mart,trust me.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:46 pm

visine in her drink= violent shits

because shit jokes are funny...............always

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:03 pm

when in doubt, pay people to stick things in your body.

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:24 pm

sorry to hear about that hun..

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 3:04 am

Sorry to hear you are getting shafted. But,maybe it is for the better...no country music and strange nicknames anymore. As far as getting revenge...I believe all who have posted have great ideas,but,if you require more PM me anytime.

As far as new jobs go...I recomend Dial America. If you want more info about the job ask around or ask Mother Mo. It seems everyone has done the "Dial" at one time or another. At first it sucks....I mean sucks...But,over time,you get used to it. I recomend getting sent to work in verification as soon as possible/. (Easy job....sit and listen to tapes of sales all day=simple)

The bad part about Dial America is....1. A dress code+pretty simple. No crazed outfits.
2. Having to be a telemarketer.
3. Having to talk to people.
...anyways I could go on forever. So whatever you choose...Good Luck in it.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:52 am

I have personal dealings with the "Die-All". It does suck, but if you get varification then you have the best job in the world. Also, drama will couse work to suck real bad. Acting is needed. Stay some what happy or be able to fake it.