whats your favorite piece of gossip about yourself?

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:33 pm

Why do I feel the need to order some Dominoes now??? :roll:

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:34 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Why do I feel the need to order some Dominoes now???

Because you lika da juice!!!!

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:40 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Why do I feel the need to order some Dominoes now???
Because you lika da juice!!!!

I think you are smokin the magic dust again...you better share with me at sanctus!

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:52 pm

"I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String. "

Thanks for the memories! I remember a song about splooging into the pizza dough by Tesco Vee, used to be in the Meatmen. I really just remember the chorus "He's fucking the dough, for pizza to go, at Papa Tino's, he's fucking the dough." I'll have to see if I still own that one.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:12 pm

Onibubba wrote:"I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String. "

Thanks for the memories! I remember a song about splooging into the pizza dough by Tesco Vee, used to be in the Meatmen. I really just remember the chorus "He's fucking the dough, for pizza to go, at Papa Tino's, he's fucking the dough." I'll have to see if I still own that one.

If you do, Burn a disk with it on it. That could be usefull..

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:25 pm

Consider it done. I'll have it for ya at Sanctus.

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:38 am

karlaBOO wrote:On the old ETG board someone REALLY loved us. They said that I caught Jason and Arlene screwing, which, according to them, caused me to have an affair with Jay. Justin is my lah-ver, you know.

The same person also said that I ate Crisco for breakfast, that's why I'm so fat. It was also said that they had to grease me up to get me through the doors at The Fairbanks.

Hmmmmm, what else?

Oh, Yeah. They said that Boo was our lovechild, and for me not to worry, we would all be together soon. Shortly thereafter, I STOPPED posting or looking in on that board. Around that time was when Knoxgothic was created.

i was gonna say there were no rumors about me, and if there were someone fill me in, but i forgot all about this one! haha
does it count if i started the rumor? hmmm

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:41 am

Pharinet wrote:
miz kitty wrote: my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......

You made me choke on my own coffee. I will now need much therapy for that visual.

I think I am supposed to be doing Ft Bragg. And if I am then I should get a freakin medal. I mean Ft. Bragg has the largest population of Military personal in the United States. Thats really takin one for your country.

I guess that could explain why I am tired all the time.

if thats the case remind me to take a number and keep a better eye on you when you are at bragg!!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:26 am

junkie christ wrote:fav piece of gossip:
asp pages actually work like they are supposed to.
fuck it im going perl.

Finally. We welcome you to the dark side. :mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:13 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:fav piece of gossip:
asp pages actually work like they are supposed to.
fuck it im going perl.

Finally. We welcome you to the dark side.

thxthx.
editing my code in VI is gonna cause suicide if i dont find a better way to do it though..........

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:11 pm

I'm a Virgin!!!

Haha, I heard about this one last night. Thanks bois Lol

:roll:

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:08 am

vicious_blood wrote:
Codeine Coma wrote:I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String.

I knew a dude that actually did that.

and of the few times I order pizza...that was probably the one I got... oh well, they say it's good for you. *shrugs* :-?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:54 am

TiredUnhappy wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
Codeine Coma wrote:I heard Mercurygiffin once got fired from Pizza Hut for getting caught masterbating in to the pizza dough while practicing strangulation on himself with a B-String.

I knew a dude that actually did that.

and of the few times I order pizza...that was probably the one I got... oh well, they say it's good for you. *shrugs*

Protein is good for you. :twisted:

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:37 pm

I heard a nasty rumor that Clara or Ms. Tangledwebs or Shadowdancer or some really lovely girl is going to try to rip my clothes off at the next Sanctus! :shock:

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:17 am

Watch the bathroom....if you hafta go home naked you'll know why!!!

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:14 am

OK Thats it. I'm setting up shop in the ladies restroom (they need to expand it tho, way too small)

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:53 pm

The Fallen wrote:OK Thats it. I'm setting up shop in the ladies restroom (they need to expand it tho, way too small)

U'll hav 2 fit n around Xi's booth ... LOL

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 9:32 pm

miz kitty wrote:I heard a nasty rumor that Clara or Ms. Tangledwebs or Shadowdancer or some really lovely girl is going to try to rip my clothes off at the next Sanctus!

Alright, who let the big secret out?!

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 9:32 pm

The Stormstress wrote:
The Fallen wrote:OK Thats it. I'm setting up shop in the ladies restroom (they need to expand it tho, way too small)

U'll hav 2 fit n around Xi's booth ... LOL

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:19 am

So far my favorite rumors are these:

There's the one where I assaulted a woman at a club in front of 11 witnesses (who saw nothing at all, amazingly - must be a Conspiracy of Silence).

There's the one where I raped a woman, except when you ask her I only forced a kiss from her - I remember neither event myself. Hmmm....

See, the rumors that float my way about me just do nothing but feed my ego and give me a giggle. Hell, when I first heard about the rape one I couldn't stop laughing.

whats your favorite piece of gossip about yourself?

Boo-Ya