NAME MY PENIS!!!!

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What the fuck? Over.

This is disgusting, a new high in lows.
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Wow, what a novel idea!
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You REALLY need to get out more, dude.
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I don't know you......
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NAME MY PENIS!!!!

Post by mafiaman »

This is a Legion Of the Dumpster production.

After too many years of living with a hideous nickname, I have decided to find a new name for my penis. Having little to no imagination, I must ask the good (and not-so-good) citizens of KnoxGothic to assist in coming up with a new name for my penis. So please, think hard on this subject and cum up with a few good shots at it.

So, what should I name my penis?
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Post by jenna »

Hey there "Honey-Bunny", you should call it Schnookie-Poo. lol

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Well not to be not vulgar, mine's name is Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German!
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EvilVegan wrote:Well not to be not vulgar, mine's name is Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German!



LMAO! Damnit man, that's worse than "Little Elvis"......
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Post by judas gnb »

name it whatever you want just dont steal my penis's name which is seymor cause when it naughty time you see a bit more and x says not to steal the name slimer but im not goin anywhere with that one cause i think its wrong to go namin your penis after the best part of ghostbusters
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Why not "Tommy... The Gun" :lol:
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*ahem*

how about real ultimate power!!@$#
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"George- the total package."
Heh.
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Post by littlepockit »

i think you should call it ...

stan


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you could always name your penis "Dick". Image
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Richard.
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Post by Nexxus23 »

Um... how about "Li'l Squirt?"
*tee hee*
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Nexxus23 wrote:Um... how about "Li'l Squirt?"
*tee hee*
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>>Nexxus23 runs and hides...

hey! i call mine "tiny tim".
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Fluffy :wink:
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Post by mafiaman »

judas gnb wrote:name it whatever you want just dont steal my penis's name which is seymor cause when it naughty time you see a bit more and x says not to steal the name slimer but im not goin anywhere with that one cause i think its wrong to go namin your penis after the best part of ghostbusters


I promise nopt to name it either Seymor or Slimer.
Honest.....
Really.....
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The Stormstress wrote:Why not "Tommy... The Gun" :lol:



Only if I can make sure that I shoot blanks......
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iblis wrote:*ahem*

how about real ultimate power!!@$#


I'm just not animated enough to be that.
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Imp wrote:"George- the total package."
Heh.


Yes, but what about John, Paul, or Ringo?
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littlepockit wrote:i think you should call it ...

stan


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Only if it is Stan Lee!
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