WHO WILL BE EATEN FIRST?

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:16 pm

Thanks JaNell!!! I used to collect Chick tracts, and get a big kick out of anything that mocks them. That one was very nice. Only "Bob" can save us from Cthulu. Buy your salvation now!

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:32 pm

That's GRR-RRR-REAT!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:56 pm

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:21 pm

Must of been before my time *sits and looks pretty*

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:29 pm

Coor wrote:Must of been before my time *sits and looks pretty*

Ditto...or maybe I'm just dense... :shrug:

Sati · Post by **Sati** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:51 pm

Now, why aren't there people wandering about handing these out?

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:08 pm

should check on permission and then do that (someone that is)

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:34 pm

junkie christ wrote:HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I posted it for you. baby. :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:38 pm

JaNell wrote:
junkie christ wrote:HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I posted it for you. baby.

awwwwwwwwwww :bats eyelashes::
why thanks ya!!
seriously i saw that after getting home from my 900am final and that woke me up more than the coffee (was on cup 3 already) from the laughing. haha.

Reverend_ Hate · Post by **Reverend_ Hate** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:40 pm

Hilarious

Post by **Bone** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:00 pm

Coor wrote:Must of been before my time *sits and looks pretty*

It's a gothic literary joke based on the writings of the Great H.P. Lovecraft. arguably one of the great horror writers of all time.

If you enjoy reading some old school horror check yourself out some Lovecraft. Most any of his books are short stories or novelettes, and in such easy reads. If you really start to dig on some lovecraft and re-read that tract it's hilarious. If you don't know lovecraft you'll probably never "get" it

BTW - The "Necronomicon" is a Lovecraftian joke. It's not a real book, at least in the sense true magical text. Also known as the Al Azarab in Lovecrafts stories, it was a magical religious text that warns of the coming of the elder gods and spells on how to hold closed the gates between the plane of the elder gods and that of earth. It was a part of lovecrafts mythos someone got the bright idea to cash in on. Somewhere along the line some Lovecraft fans have managed to convince the world that the book is "real". thus creating one of the greatest practical jokes in literary history. (wasn't too hard of one to pull off as the Al Azarab does exist. The two are however not the same book)

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:42 pm

I thought that Coor didn't know what a Chick Track was.
:shrug:

Either one loses you major goth points...
:-(

OK, now we sing:

Cthulhu loves me, this I know;
For the High Priest told me so.
Evil Ones to him belong;
They are weak and he is strong.

Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me
The High priest told me so.

Cthulhu loves me, that's right, Jack;
I will ride on his dark back.
In his caverns 'neath the sea,
Cthulhu watches under me.

Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me
The High priest told me so.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:36 am

JaNell wrote:OK, now we sing:

Cthulhu loves me, this I know;
For the High Priest told me so.
Evil Ones to him belong;
They are weak and he is strong.

Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me
The High priest told me so.

Cthulhu loves me, that's right, Jack;
I will ride on his dark back.
In his caverns 'neath the sea,
Cthulhu watches under me.

Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me,
Yea, Cthulhu loves me
The High priest told me so.

Somebody needs to get a band together and do this. I don't care what kind of band, from speed metal to country; it'd be hilarious in any case. :mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:46 pm

some get me an 8track recorder and a drum machine and ill do it nextweekend. no shit. SOMEONE HOOK THIS UP.