My new idea

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:20 pm

junkie christ
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:41 pm Post subject:
take some probes and spilt your dick into a cross pattern up your chest, then crucify a hampster to it.

Post by **DarkVader** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:59 pm

ophelia wrote:I agree. I generally could care less about performance, if the music isn't enjoyable. A flashy and shocking stage show seems to detract from the music, or distract the viewer when the music isn't that good. The best performances I have seen have included a band or performer, their instruments, and a mic. Music is primarily meant as a auditory experience, shocking or not. If it is exceptional in regards to auditory sensation, a flashy stage show is not necessary.

Well, I'd disagree a bit with this one - I love a good effects show, with lots of interesting things going on with the lights, the pyro, the moving platforms on the stage, etc.

It really has no effect at all on the musical qualities of what's being performed - but can add to the entertainment value.

After all, the music generally sounds better on a good home stereo system than in a crowded live venue with acoustics that likely could be charitably described as lacking.

Of course, this may have something to do with my educational background....

Post by **DarkVader** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:01 am

Oh, and my other point - this thread is silly.

Dumpster!

Post by **Bone** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:03 am

DarkVader wrote:
ophelia wrote:I agree. I generally could care less about performance, if the music isn't enjoyable. A flashy and shocking stage show seems to detract from the music, or distract the viewer when the music isn't that good. The best performances I have seen have included a band or performer, their instruments, and a mic. Music is primarily meant as a auditory experience, shocking or not. If it is exceptional in regards to auditory sensation, a flashy stage show is not necessary.

Well, I'd disagree a bit with this one - I love a good effects show, with lots of interesting things going on with the lights, the pyro, the moving platforms on the stage, etc.

It really has no effect at all on the musical qualities of what's being performed - but can add to the entertainment value.

After all, the music generally sounds better on a good home stereo system than in a crowded live venue with acoustics that likely could be charitably described as lacking.

Of course, this may have something to do with my educational background....

Okay.... but Vader,
A Musical with bad music is still a bad musical and thusly bad theatre

Post by **DarkVader** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:06 am

Bone wrote:Okay.... but Vader,
A Musical with bad music is still a bad musical and thusly bad theatre

Two words:

Starlight Express.

Shitty script, bad music.

Loved it.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:44 am

Well, all I know is that if I have to cut my nipple off to get the audience's attention, then something is wrong with my musical talents.

Or, perhaps my opinion is simply due to my eduactional background.

ArsenicAngel · Post by **ArsenicAngel** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:15 am

Ophelia said

Well, all I know is that if I have to cut my nipple off to get the audience's attention, then something is wrong with my musical talents.

I agree.

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:51 am

if this is the way people really feel, then i must ask that you guys never come see me play, i suppose the most shocking thing i do when i perform is sweat and dance a lil.

at one time things like on stage mutilation and theatrics really interested me, then i had my 14th birthday and didnt really care anymore.

but to each his or her own. i just want to hear somthing good.

Post by **DarkVader** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:18 am

ophelia wrote:Well, all I know is that if I have to cut my nipple off to get the audience's attention, then something is wrong with my musical talents.

Or, perhaps my opinion is simply due to my eduactional background.

Oh, I'm in no way insisting upon a nipple removal.

In fact, I think I would skip anything involving onstage surgery of any type - I just really don't want to see it.

My point was that theatrics have their place, and can make for a good performance on their own - and if they fit well with the music, so much the better. I kind of got distracted from the onstage surgery concept and was thinking about other types of theatrics. My educational background is technical theatre - with an emphasis on lighting and effects - so that was the sort of thing I was actually talking about.

I will add this, though. If you're going to do a performance that has to stand on musical merits alone, be sure that you've got a very good sound engineer. Bad sound will make a good musician sound like a horrible one.

Post by **DarkVader** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am

tat2jay wrote:if this is the way people really feel, then i must ask that you guys never come see me play, i suppose the most shocking thing i do when i perform is sweat and dance a lil.

at one time things like on stage mutilation and theatrics really interested me, then i had my 14th birthday and didnt really care anymore.

but to each his or her own. i just want to hear somthing good.

I showed up to see you play - I liked it.

I only take offense at the concept that a musical performance should NEVER have theatrics included. I'm not saying that music MUST have a theatrical component, only that it's not wrong for a musical performance to have a theatrical component.

And that sometimes the effects stand on their own as an entertaining event.

Hand of Fate · Post by **Hand of Fate** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:09 am

This is kinda strange comming from me, but presentation is everything. It really sucks to have some one performing that has no stage presence. Your attention just will not be held unless you have some other compelling reason to watch.

That being said, if you have to be this elaborate to pull off your music, then I would say something is amiss. If you are just doing it to add to the stage show, then maybe it is okay (although I still cant grasp cutting myself for said reasons) More important than any blood that you can shed on stage is learning to engage the audience. The example that comes to my mind is Sinatra. For the most part, it was just him and a microphone, and the world thought he was great.

Granted, in this world of 10 second sound bytes it is nice to have something that will catch people's attention, but what really makes someone last is great music and the ability to make people look at you for no good reason.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:07 pm

DarkVader wrote:
ophelia wrote:Well, all I know is that if I have to cut my nipple off to get the audience's attention, then something is wrong with my musical talents.

Or, perhaps my opinion is simply due to my eduactional background.

Oh, I'm in no way insisting upon a nipple removal.

In fact, I think I would skip anything involving onstage surgery of any type - I just really don't want to see it.

My point was that theatrics have their place, and can make for a good performance on their own - and if they fit well with the music, so much the better. I kind of got distracted from the onstage surgery concept and was thinking about other types of theatrics. My educational background is technical theatre - with an emphasis on lighting and effects - so that was the sort of thing I was actually talking about.

I will add this, though. If you're going to do a performance that has to stand on musical merits alone, be sure that you've got a very good sound engineer. Bad sound will make a good musician sound like a horrible one.

Oh, Ok. I'm not saying that there should not be theatrical elements in a performance. I was commenting on the topic of this thread, aimed mostly towards the extreme and ridiculous self mutilatation that this individual wanted advice about. Theatrics are great (I'm a huge Broadway fan) but the talent has to go along with it. If someone has to contrive these extreme ways to get a rise out of the audience, then I think there is a problem. And extreme theatrics cover up performers that have minimal talent (aka Brittney Spears and her amazing lightshows and lack of clothing).

Post by **Bone** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:15 pm

ophelia wrote:
And extreme theatrics cover up performers that have minimal talent (aka Brittney Spears and her amazing lightshows and lack of clothing).

And all this time I thought that Brittney has been covering up what talent she might have with the clothes she does wear... :twisted:

Hey theatrics have made for the best concerts I have ever seen. Kiss (in 1979) , Weird Al (1985?), Iron Maiden (1988), Marilyn Manson (1998), Alice Cooper (2000) and the list could go on and on Nothing like Pyro, Lighting, Video, and and a few good theatrics that can turn a mediocre show into an amazing one.
However all the stage show in the world won't help some artists ever get recognised as anything more than noevlty act, and certainly not artists. Gwar, & Impotent Sea Snakes are true examples.

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:23 pm

The Stormstress wrote:So much 4 the body being a temple, eh?!

Your body is supposed to be a temple but mine is more like an amusement park or a carnival....

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:05 pm

punkrockjoe wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:So much 4 the body being a temple, eh?!

Your body is supposed to be a temple but mine is more like an amusement park or a carnival....

and what kind of rides are at this amusement park? can I come and play?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:08 pm

punkrockjoe wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:So much 4 the body being a temple, eh?!

Your body is supposed to be a temple but mine is more like an amusement park or a carnival....

carnival

totally a carnival

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:00 am

junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:So much 4 the body being a temple, eh?!

Your body is supposed to be a temple but mine is more like an amusement park or a carnival....

carnival

totally a carnival

Mine is more like a haunted house.

Lol, dead spirits....oh nevermind...

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:23 am

Guess there'z alwayz the Temple of Doom...

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:35 am

The Stormstress wrote:Guess there'z alwayz the Temple of Doom...

Oh sure, if you like haviing your adventures with young boys...

Sati · Post by **Sati** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 2:57 pm

That is so wrong... :rofl: