Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:48 am

One of my favorites is:

"Before we get killed, there is something i want to tell you... you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man!" -Brandon Lee-[Showdown in Little Tokyo] :ninja:

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:30 am

"If you want to be a non-conformist all you have to do is dress the same as us and listen to the same music as us."

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:54 pm

"Judgement has always been a poor substitute for intellectual understanding, and is most often passed by those with neither." - Balpen Naam

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:55 pm

"Away, ye three-inch fool!" - Shakespeare

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:00 pm

one im getting put on a tshirt
"analyze starts with anal, which is what your being if you do it too much"

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:48 pm

I want a bumper sticker with this:

"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:04 pm

scarecrow wrote:"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)

I saw this one on the internet:

My kid fist fucked your honor student.

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:24 am

"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)[/quote]

that's Chianti 8-)

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:15 am

Jesus is a cunt and Satan sucks my cock.

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:41 am

"We're being chased by Guido the killer :kill:

pimp" -Miles- from Risky Business

"It's a trick, get an axe..." -Ash- from Army of Darkness :fuckoff:

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:06 pm

cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:
scarecrow wrote:"I ate your Honor Student whit some farva beans and a nice kyanti." (sp?)

that's Chianti

and fava...

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:03 am

Yes...I shot Logic in the head......BNWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:11 am

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:11 pm

Since no one cares what I have to say.

Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep

Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble

Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you, like I do, like I do
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.

Just stay with me, safe and ignorant,
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble

Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons

I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself

Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum

The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming

Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of a war drum

Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
Hold you and protect you from the other one
The evil ones
Don't love you son,
Go back to sleep

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:59 am

first off, that isn't a one liner.

and second, the majority of us already know the words to that song.

thanks anyway

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:11 am

....but are clueless to its meaning....obviously.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:57 am

"As you teach your children to speak,also teach them to shut The f%ck up sometimes as well."

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:53 pm

"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:05 pm

oh Logic....dont go down that road...you are taunting the one woman who would fling her naked body onstage as a virgin sacrifice to Maynard.....she's not just the president of the club, she's also a member....she is currently saving her virginity for maynard and has threaten to paint his words and lyrics all over the living room wall as homage to the one and only maynard......she knowd the meaning to every song. Ive heard them!

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:38 pm

Sad....

No wonder Maynard hates most of his fans.

"Hope this is what you wanted, hope this is what you had in mind, 'cause this is what you're getting"

Don't you just love being told by someone else to think for yourself.

Try and read between the lines.

Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?

Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?

hey i got another one or two