Planning my funeral - help

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:14 pm

junkie christ wrote:this misfits came to a few of their shows in coffins and when the played the roxy did the press stuff from them.
so that idea is about 20 years been ripped off, your just doing the show from it.....
see if i had a dollar for everyband ive seen where the front guy or some of the band came out in a coffin...

Ok, to prove my dorkdom...I've seen both Good Charlotte and the Backstreet Boys (believe it or not) come out in coffins...

LONG LIVE THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!

:mrgreen:

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 5:14 pm

omg....love the alf pic

Painsure · Post by **Painsure** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:02 pm

DarkAlf is not being overtly dark. Im fairly confident I know who he is. I've been in the same area that he lives for 10 years. If he is who I think he is. We met at a Skinny Puppy show in Scottsdale,AZ. This was a few years ago and I introduced myself sheepishly as 'Garganovelle". Not only is he serious about his funeral set-ups he revels in them. He is highly sought after for his musical merits alone. VERY DARK!! :evil:

At one point I believed him to be the anti-christ. Another point as I did a blood-letting I visualized him enrapturing me and I couldnt visualize it clearly. Then I knew he was just evil as I did feel the same energy as when we met.

DA-pm me if your name is A Jones. I would like to help with the funeral.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:13 pm

The formaldahyde in embalming fluid is a potential carcinogen. Those that work in an occupation where there is exposure to it, are generally limited to 8 hours at a time. They must also undergo testing to determine the amount of exposure they have had. Exposure is also airborne....one reason there is such high ventilation in embalming rooms. Breathing it in concentrated amounts will do very SERIOUS damage to your entire respiratory system. Embalmers are required to wear gloves, an apron, face sheild, a face mask(sometimes a respirator....depending on the state and the funeral home....regulations vary) & goggles.

The first symptoms to overexposure are: burning of the eyes, tearing(laceration) and general irritation to the upper respiratory passages. Higher exposures will often produce: coughing, pressure in the head, tightening of your lungs & palpations of the heart. Extensive exposure: collection of fluid in the lungs(pulmonary edema), inflamation of the lungs or death. These are symptoms to simply breathing it in.

If you get it on your skin, in ANY way....sudden inflamation of the skin of the eyelids, face, neck, scrotum, hands, fingers....basically, any part of your body that comes in contact with the fluid. It doesn't just have to be directly on your skin either. This can happen just by the fluid getting on your clothing.

That help you any? As far as buying it, I have no clue since I've never had a desire to use it as a perfume.

X · Post by X » Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:45 pm

i've got a spot for you to be buried......you just can't use a coffin....i need a new dead body story godamnit.

and two- and maybe this is me being a starving 'artist' who doesn't have my parents money to live off of, and their house to stay at while i 'live out my dreams', but have you ever considered taking a full time job to support your ass, be able to buy cool shit......like save your money for a "hearst". I mean, this kind of statement just pisses me off to no fucking end.....you have no fucking clue how much infact........the fact that i'm following thru on my dreams, and paying for every single fucking brick i lay down, only to come here and read about you spending daddies money and giving yourself a funeral.

To also reincorperate a point earlier made by.....at least 2 people on this thread....when i was a musician, i did that whole mock funeral thing at a show too......i've already done it as well.....and i stole it from CHiPS.

DaRkAlF · Post by **DaRkAlF** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:14 pm

sorry for the slow response, I've been packed in ice and neosporin trying to recover for this weekend's show. I also have some sorta blood infection and have had to have such strong antibiotics that I am shitting like a sick hamster.

I really am not very exposed to much music. I try not to listen to much because I honestly don't want to be influenced more than I already have been. I had no idea the coffin thing had been done before.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:05 pm

DaRkAlF wrote:I had no idea the coffin thing had been done before.

To Death, maybe.

Hey, start a thread asking for Gothic cliches'. Seriously. It'll be fun to see what people come up with.

power-electronics · Post by **power-electronics** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:50 am

http://www.realdoll.com/images/mascot1b.sm.jpg (not work safe)

Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!

Edit:
Changed inline image to link - Please don't post nudes as inline images.

-DV

Darkintent · Post by **Darkintent** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:02 am

um-ok.... we now return you to you regularly scheduled posting... (sans impromptu advertising... lol)

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:52 am

Need you be reminded that there are members of this board that are UNDER the age of 18??????

Matters not that it is a doll.....bad form, ole boy.

*edit* This was posted before admin made the pic into a link and moved it to the dumpster. Anyone that knows me knows I am not a prude.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:17 pm

Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that!

And she isn't your ex-wife after that comment? :-?

This is a sad world when people start saying DOLLS are better than real,living ,breathing women, :-(

I know I could never say such a thing about my wife...And if I did ever say it...or posted it for that matter...I would hope she would leave me. :-?

Post by **Bone** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:38 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:
Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that!

And she isn't your ex-wife after that comment?

This is a sad world when people start saying DOLLS are better than real,living ,breathing women, I know I could never say such a thing about my wife...And if I did ever say it...or posted it for that matter...I would hope she would leave me.

I might even have to come over and beat you over the head with a bat while saying "what were you thinking!!!!!" :smashfreak:

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:00 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:Need you be reminded that there are members of this board that are UNDER the age of 18??????

Matters not that it is a doll.....bad form, ole boy.

*edit* This was posted before admin made the pic into a link and moved it to the dumpster. Anyone that knows me knows I am not a prude.

thank you lady for defending the innocents, I was just lucky that Gwynn (3yrs) wasn't around when that pic popped up. I feel safe reading things when she is around, since she is only learning to read, but pictures are a no-no.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:04 pm

I have children, also. It is not beyond them to look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer. *nosy little rodents

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Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:17 pm

Bone
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:38 pm Post subject:
Codeine Coma wrote:
Quote:
Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that!

And she isn't your ex-wife after that comment?

This is a sad world when people start saying DOLLS are better than real,living ,breathing women, I know I could never say such a thing about my wife...And if I did ever say it...or posted it for that matter...I would hope she would leave me.

I might even have to come over and beat you over the head with a bat while saying "what were you thinking!!!!!"

And I would let you and thank you afterwards!

SeeingI · Post by **SeeingI** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:01 pm

Doctor Who is STILL coming back!

:-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/newtv/index.shtml

Smoke_and_reason · Post by **Smoke_and_reason** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:43 pm

pussy pussy pussypussy, ALF"S a pussy!
hahaha
he likes to eat pussies!

La_Mer · Post by **La_Mer** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:53 pm

alf I would really like to be at your fake funeral, do you think there is room for one more?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:02 pm

someone take my beer outta my hand and ill quick shot ya to a funeral.

Painsure · Post by **Painsure** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:49 pm

Just because DarkAlf has corporate sponsors, as I like to call them, doesn't mean he couldn't be creative. I suspect he is driven by some undying force to explore his pain through a cathartic funeral procession. Id do it too if I could get any employment more gainfule than Hot Topic.

Cant we all just not get along?!?!?

With that I offer deadly silence :-x

Planning my funeral - help

By the way...

x.....take a qualude!!