Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:55 pm

and clearly this must mean that you are a publicist for apc and tool now, is that right? becasue you have the right to speak for maynard and the other members of the bands. because you are just so cool, and must know everything. :puke:

whatever, get over yourself. just because you can read between the lines of a song doesn't make you god, or spokesperson for the band.

people like you are the reason that people like me, and mistress, and plenty more, want to insert smileys that blow their own fucking heads off.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:59 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:oh Logic....dont go down that road...you are taunting the one woman who would fling her naked body onstage as a virgin sacrifice to Maynard.....she's not just the president of the club, she's also a member....she is currently saving her virginity for maynard and has threaten to paint his words and lyrics all over the living room wall as homage to the one and only maynard......she knowd the meaning to every song. Ive heard them!

lost my virginity years ago, dude. you know that. i might be able to find the box it came in though.

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:07 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:and clearly this must mean that you are a publicist for apc and tool now, is that right? becasue you have the right to speak for maynard and the other members of the bands. because you are just so cool, and must know everything. whatever, get over yourself. just because you can read between the lines of a song doesn't make you god, or spokesperson for the band.

people like you are the reason that people like me, and mistress, and plenty more, want to insert smileys that blow their own fucking heads off.

If any of what Mistress wrote is true you are a fan of a man and not a fan of music. Maynard is not a fucking teen idol. His words and his voice are the only things that matter.

If you're so knowledgable about what he says let me hear an interpretation of jimmy in another thread. You don't even have to make it that hard, use Crawl Away, Sober, or The Grudge.

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:27 pm

I think this is a W C Fields:

Work, the cure for the drinking class.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:15 pm

creapyrob wrote:I think this is a W C Fields:

Work, the cure for the drinking class.

Yep.

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:37 pm

What a big pile of crap. - StrongBad

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:28 am

"Family is just a dirty word for censoship!" from [Cecil B. Demented] :banghead:

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:49 am

Well I hate to speak for gwennie again but heres my pennies worth:

SHe does love the music.........if you were an APC or tool fan you would know HE NEVER shows his face. he is always masked or backlit or in costume....hard to teenybop a man that never shows his face....however, I would \say it is entirely possible love words and emotion and truely aprreciate the mouth it came from......as she does since she has been playing the new APC on repeat for like 3 months.....

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:36 pm

iblis wrote:"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields

One of my favorites as well.....here's one for you .....

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 2:02 am

Logic wrote:If any of what Mistress wrote is true you are a fan of a man and not a fan of music. Maynard is not a fucking teen idol. His words and his voice are the only things that matter.

If you're so knowledgable about what he says let me hear an interpretation of jimmy in another thread. You don't even have to make it that hard, use Crawl Away, Sober, or The Grudge.

what mistress wrote was a dramatization, genius. exagerrating is a strong skill between the two of us. the majority of what we say about eachother is fucking sarcasm, anyway.

and besides, i don't feel the need to prove myself to you in refference to tool, apc, maynard, or anything else for that matter. its not worth my time. the people who know and matter to me, know how i feel about it. so sorry, unlike you, i don't have time to write out lyrics and interpret them for foolishly cocky little people like yourself. i have better things to do.

The_Lady_Aphrodite · Post by **The_Lady_Aphrodite** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:47 am

The_Lady_Aphrodite · Post by **The_Lady_Aphrodite** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:51 am

punkrockjoe wrote:
iblis wrote:"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields

One of my favorites as well.....here's one for you .....

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

ROFLMFAO

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 5:00 am

That's also unlike me. I just hear the words and automatically form an opinion. But, I am almost obsessed with learning all of Justin's basslines even though I also write a lot of my own stuff.

"I said, I say boy, you about as sharp as a bowlin' ball"

(not in reference to you, it's just a one-liner)

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 1:19 pm

Logic, you have proven yourself quite capable at the art of antagonism. It's clear that you've spent much time & energy in perfecting your skill. You therefore seek out more people to sharpen your tongue in battle against. Why not? People like to do what they are good at. Keep crafting your skill. Life often requires us speak sharply to others when attacked or under duress, so I'm glad you are possessed of these skills.

Still, all things must balance. I would now invite you to make yourself a student of civility & learn it's power in addressing people, proving points, and affecting change on others. Some of the most stinging remarks can be quite polite & civilized. Your remarks are like a sledge hammer right now. Powerfully cruel & violent when used for the purpose of destruction. But with civility & patience, you could become the blade, sharp & swift & silent. It's all a matter of personal style of course.

Plus, your goal seems to be to engage in debate or discussion with many people. It is true that you get more flies with honey than with vinegar. You may choose to see my remarks to you as another opportunity to attack. That's fine. But I would challenge you, no matter what you're initial reaction here is, to let this information be heard. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sometime soon, this will serve you well. I wish you karma, dear, & I hope you decide to make it good.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 2:35 pm

Well said gwennie.....Im very proud.......yeah seriously, Gwennnie and I are the queens of scarcasm and exaggeration.....you arent truely funny unless you can laugh at EVERYTHING around you....including yourself..........we can.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 7:06 pm

Speaking of one liners.....well this is two......

*holding bowling ball in hand * "What the fuck is this???"

Dude : "Not really a golfer are you?"

from The Big Lebowski

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:18 pm

from punkrockjoe:
"drink what you want drink what your able, if your drinking with me ill drink you under the table"

he is one of the most quotable people on earth.

my neighbor drunk "its hard to the mile run in a girls backyard if the engine dont work. damn budwiser...."
im still puzzled to the meaning of what the fuck he was trying to say.
"goths in the south? hell yea theres alot. you know satan is a southern:

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:29 am

Mother Mo wrote:Logic, you have proven yourself quite capable at the art of antagonism. It's clear that you've spent much time & energy in perfecting your skill. You therefore seek out more people to sharpen your tongue in battle against. Why not? People like to do what they are good at. Keep crafting your skill. Life often requires us speak sharply to others when attacked or under duress, so I'm glad you are possessed of these skills.

Still, all things must balance. I would now invite you to make yourself a student of civility & learn it's power in addressing people, proving points, and affecting change on others. Some of the most stinging remarks can be quite polite & civilized. Your remarks are like a sledge hammer right now. Powerfully cruel & violent when used for the purpose of destruction. But with civility & patience, you could become the blade, sharp & swift & silent. It's all a matter of personal style of course.

Plus, your goal seems to be to engage in debate or discussion with many people. It is true that you get more flies with honey than with vinegar. You may choose to see my remarks to you as another opportunity to attack. That's fine. But I would challenge you, no matter what you're initial reaction here is, to let this information be heard. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sometime soon, this will serve you well. I wish you karma, dear, & I hope you decide to make it good.

Yes. All part of my plan. You do realize I am a "household name" at this board now. I've heard all of what you said before. It's nothing new. This is not an attack. Just know that I only seem so wrong because I'm working at a higher level and in the wrong way....for now.

I'll try to explain....none of this is meant to offend....most of you are in 9th Grade getting As, I'm in 12th Grade getting Ds. JC is in College getting Bs.

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:52 am

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch." Jack Nicholson

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:57 am

Mother Mo's post reminded me of this one:

"Its a thankless job and I got a lot of karma to burn" anon.

Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?

got another one