If You Have Kids

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:52 am

How old are you and how old are they?

If the baby is unborn; how old are you and how old is the fetus?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:14 pm

I'm 39; my kids are 16 and 6.

The_Lady_Aphrodite · Post by **The_Lady_Aphrodite** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:02 pm

I am 24 and they are 5 turning 6 next week and 3

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:25 pm

Don't you know it is rude to ask a lady her age? j/k
I am 23 and my mini me is 3 turning 4 in a month.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 6:52 pm

I'm 31. My daughter is about to be 14 in February, & my son is 11.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:02 pm

I'm almost 24 and my brat will be 9 in February.

Yes, I'm too young to have a 9 year old.

Why am I afraid to give you this information?

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:17 pm

Buttercup wrote:Why am I afraid to give you this information?

That is almost what I was thinking.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:26 pm

::Waits for Logic's knife to stick into the innocent::
:roll:

I hope there is a positive motive behind this thread...But,somehow I doubt that.

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:08 am

Ye have little faith.

DaRkAlF · Post by **DaRkAlF** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:34 am

i'm bad at math but i got a girl pregnant when i was 17 and again when i was 19

DaRkAlF · Post by **DaRkAlF** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:36 am

not the same girl i mean. i would never have sex with a mother because of some deep seated issues i have with my childhood

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:38 pm

DaRkAlF wrote:not the same girl i mean. i would never have sex with a mother because of some deep seated issues i have with my childhood

by having sex with a girl and getting her pregnant, thereby making her a mother, you already had sex with a mother... :P~

Painsure · Post by **Painsure** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:27 am

I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in focus for me. I realize that pain is the gateway for salvation. This initial ritual releases the first three quills of 'Devils Blood' from the offspring eliminating the possibilty that he is afflicted by the serpents tongue. Drank at the alter of consciousness' gate this help to procure the ipenal gland of said child. Awareness is then imminent.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:02 am

Painsure wrote:I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in focus for me. I realize that pain is the gateway for salvation. This initial ritual releases the first three quills of 'Devils Blood' from the offspring eliminating the possibilty that he is afflicted by the serpents tongue. Drank at the alter of consciousness' gate this help to procure the ipenal gland of said child. Awareness is then imminent.

LAME

Post by **Arkady** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:49 am

ophelia wrote:
LAME

That's an understatement. :yes:

Nice lights at Sanctus BTW.

Painsure · Post by **Painsure** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:22 am

ophelia wrote:
Painsure wrote:I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in focus for me. I realize that pain is the gateway for salvation. This initial ritual releases the first three quills of 'Devils Blood' from the offspring eliminating the possibilty that he is afflicted by the serpents tongue. Drank at the alter of consciousness' gate this help to procure the ipenal gland of said child. Awareness is then imminent.

LAME

At least Im not showing the signs of my mortality. I guess I mean you look old and haggard!! Repent wench.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:28 am

Painsure wrote:At least Im not showing the signs of my mortality. I guess I mean you look old and haggard!! Repent wench.

Hahahahaha...

That's funny. Uh oh, I guess I shouldn't mess with Texas!

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:30 am

Arkady wrote:
ophelia wrote:
LAME

That's an understatement. Nice lights at Sanctus BTW.

Thanks!

Friends kept threatening to spill their drinks and electricute me!

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:44 am

Jank thread.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:29 am

ophelia wrote:LAME

What's disturbing is, this guy is probably serious.