what did santa bring you?

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what did santa bring you?

Post by gwenhwyfar »

k, i'm a little bored, and tired of cleaning the house, so i thought i'd post a little more useless knowledge to the dumpster. currently trying to grow the balls to go to walmart, knowing that the between church services crowd is still there. i'll prolly just wait till 6, then they all be praising the lord, and blablabla.

anyways, i was curious what everyone else got for xmas. i know what mistress got, and i just got a bunch of shit that proves how much of a nerd i truly am.

a little green clean machine :boing: ( yup, thats a vaccum cleaner)
clothes
faery shit
pic frames
a big fat book with every painting that van gough ever did in it
and an even bigger, fatter book that excited me so much when i opened that i almost wanted to do a little dance. the dog owners home veterinary hand book :rock:

everything that could ever possibly be wrong with your dog is in this book, what to do about it and how to prevent. i am a NERD. but if your dog is ever sick, you can call me and i'll know what to do, vet school here i come.
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I got a Nintendo Gamecube and a dvd player and comfy jammies. Also some BEAUTIFUL jewelry from my boy.
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a robe
a new black blankie
a truck (which i got in nov)
a motley crue t shirt
a hooters gift card
some dvds
and a moris day cd
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Post by Codeine Coma »

Alot of stuff! :twisted:

Boss BR-1180 hard disk digital recording studio
Forester 4-tack recorder
Casio CTK-593 Keyboard
Roland Em-15 Keyboard
Several used microphones
8 packs of various guitar strings
Boss Metal Zone Dist. pedal
The Sims Bustin out for Gamecube and GBA
Midway Arcade Treasures for PS2
Three shirts that are way too small
$50 and a hard time...Thanks Dad!!!
DVD's
Computer games
A new jacket
And a red rider BB Gun....not the one with a compass in the stock though :evil:


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a gorgeous huge coffee table book on Ramses II

a flock of baby ducklings donated to a family in some 3rd world country (cool idea, but the card says they are for "food, fun, and friendship" so they make friends with the duckies, have some fun with them, then eat them :-? --found it amusing...)

a framed picture of my mom and her husband of one month :-x

Krzysztof Kieslowski's Three Colours trilogy (DVDs, yay!)

junk my aunt bought in the airport gift shop with her left-over Chinese currency

a gorgeous black scarf

a great jacket for next Sanctus

And...
some lovely bits of green paper with which I bought groceries, Anais Nin's Incest, and a margarita (or two. or three... :twisted:)
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digital camera
gameboy sp w/FFT
pda.
having masonic family pays off when one of the buisnesses another mason owns closes and tells your dad that he can buy shit at cost.
the camera and the pda together cost him 100 bucks and they both kick ass.
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Post by scarecrow »

Groceries
Sex
New Shitkickers
New Shirts
A santa hat
more groceries
more sex
hair clippers (with flames!)
did I mention Sex?

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Post by Damia_Thorne »

I didn't get anything...not even a damn lump of coal. :-x
I must have been REALLY bad this year. :P
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Post by ophelia »

A bobble-head Jesus and a black porcelain santa.

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Sex & $...

Oh, Santa, u kno how I like it... HARDER ... MORE... oh YES! :shock: LOL :roofle:
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Post by JaNell »

The Stormstress wrote:Sex & $...

Oh, Santa, u kno how I like it... HARDER ... MORE... oh YES! :shock: LOL :roofle:


So, you like the way that Santa filled your stocking? Did he eat all the cookies, too? :twisted:
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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

Gwen also got a very nice marcasite moon and star bracelet and a flower pressing kit............... :-?
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

I got a freaking awsome Digital SLR camera which will be on hand at the next sanctus for photos!!!!
camera stuff
black high heels with cherries on the sides,
coupla torrid gift cards
a stuffed UT snowman (?)
a fleece ducky blacnket and stuffed ducky
a hamper
and a picture of me framed from waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day at lava louge with a young girl riding my leg onstage (!!!!) and it is rumored the Bone took the picture! Bone if you took that picture....thank you!!!





and I got most importantly a day off with food and a four hour nap,
even more important was time with my mom, my best friend and my puppy.
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Post by The_Lady_Aphrodite »

:D Santa brought me chaos and stress due to it being the holidays

But me girl got me a

bath set ???
stuffed dog i sleep with him while she is working
commitment ring

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Post by iblis »

Santa brought me some hand lotion and a towel. But this is typical, ever since he figured out what I was doing with those lumps of coal... :angel:

However, in addition to that, I received an entirely priceless gift. One that isn't available in stores or on Ebay - time well spent.

As such, my holidoodies have been quite the happy ones.
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Post by razor »

very nice airbrush/set
1/2" air impact wrench
DVD burner (I can be my own santa right?)
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Post by lovechild »

i got a bunch of baby stuff....baby play pin/bed, I got a very cool car seat, and i got got a swing that goes not only back to front but also side to side. I myself got some maternity clothing and a handheld tetris (my favorite game).
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Post by Sir Diddimus »

Let's see......

Sheets.
Flannel sheets as well.
Towels.
Money.
A bunch of dollar store stuff in my stocking (some of it is actually useful).
Some new Farberware Pots (can never have too many pots and pans).


And, something I consider to be the greatest gift ever, even if I got it a month before Christmas, She knows who she is...... :D
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

sorry man, i was focusing on my nerd stuff. mistress did buy me a beautiful marcasite bracelet and a flower pressing kit, and pirates of the carribean, as i understand it. but there is a funny story behind that:

my dad bought POTC for my mom, cause she loved it. only to find out later, she had bought it for him as well. so them having 2 dvds on hand, and me tearing throough xmas presents, complete with bows on my head and a dog beside me chewing up paper, i said "i'll take one". so kimmie comes home with all her xmas loot including POTC, and puts it on the coffee table in case heather wants to watch. so mistress comes home and almost gets really pissed, because she thinks i have opened my giftss without her. then she remembers the POTC she bought for me is still in her closet and hasn;t even been wrapped. so i think she decided to give it to her mom. apparently we all really like pirates of the carribean around here.

and thats my funny xmas story.

i also forgot to mention the harry potter wizard chess set, and the friends trivia game we got as well.
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A new amp
Money
Studded jacket I've been wanting forever
Finding Nemo (I dont care, I love that movie)
Yellow teddy bear with my name across the chest.
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