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Post by gwenhwyfar »

the same resolutions as always.

lose 40lbs
eat better
lose 40lbs
exercise more
lose 40lbs
manage my money better
lose 40lbs

did i mention losing some weight.

the only one i have even a chance of accomplishing: kicking my caffine addiction. i can do it.
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Post by punkrockjoe »

Im with junkie on the go a whole year without getting arrested....the other is to channel my violent tendencies into something more productive....make money....lots of it....and make a perfect martini completely unaided.....oh yea maybe raise my gpa...
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Write more.
Paint more.
Take less shit.
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Post by Hand of Fate »

To discover the direction I wish to proceed so that next year I may make resolutions that are more concrete.
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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

I wont give up caffeine, I wont do it! Its too barbaric, I gave up ciggerettes this year and I just wont do it......I tried, I have do have one addiction and I cant drink beer at work, its tohe only thing left
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Post by X »

Even tho i started early with my training, the goals are simple......

Obtain the body i want, the promoters want, and the other workers don't want me to have.

To acend to new heights in my carear.

Not fall for girls just cus they say catch phrases like "Boba Fett kicks ass".....or "Yes, I like Comics......can i read your Giant Size Xmen #1"(like they know what a giant size #1 is.....and like they think i'm gonna let them borrow it.....)

Follow thru with what i preach-

And most importantly continue along with my "EvoLutioN" until i am where i was meant to be


*heh i've already lost 10 lbs, and doubled my starting weights on nearly everything*
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Post by power-electronics »

burst everyones ear drums!
be a father
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Post by The Stormstress »

Screw it... I'm not givin' up n-e-thing else! I will, however, try 2 move 4ward n art, fetish, & career this year!
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Post by Black Metallic »

To finally realize that I don't need to please everyone.

To stop procrastinating (Is that a word?) so much.

To finish the 5 games I have done, and get them published.

To get to knoxville more often.

To decide if I am going to Dj anymore or not.

Stop living in the past, and embrace the future.

Get back to being 'ripped'.

Enjoy life, as we don't get a do-over.

Finish my map for Call of Duty.

Stop worring so much about what others think of me, and just be happy.

Bury the "What ifs" and move forward.

Sell my house and move.

Join the Air Force.

Finish ripping my cd's into Mp3's

Get into one really good, drag down fight.

Bury the past, and embrace the new year.

Cheers,

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self control ... i just cant stop touching myself!
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Post by shadow dancer »

I never make resolutions on New Years
I always make those on my birthday instead
Just a personal thing


Black Metallic wrote:
To decide if I am going to Dj anymore or not.



Its not really necessary for me to tell you sinice we talked about this the other night, but I hope you do because I continue to enjoy your taste in music
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Personally, I think it's silly to only set goals once a year. However, ones that have cropped up recently would be:
  • Get my old self back, before the new one kills somebody.
  • Finish "The worst iblis link ever!™"
  • Learn more programming languages.
  • Get back into my old work-out routine.
  • Spend less time making TODO lists, and more time doing the things I'd list on them..
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iblis wrote:[*] Finish "The worst iblis link ever!™"


Ooooh, a Christmas story! Cool.
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Post by celticsmith »

I resolved last year not to make any more resolutions.

This turned out to be more popular than anticipated, given the significant advances in special effects technology. So the studio executives have overruled me and have put two sequels into production....

The first one will be "Resolutions Reloaded".....which is just to get the story line going again. It will have some cool fight scenes and a freeway chase. It has no real ending, per se, since that will come around in the third instalment. But without Reloaded you would have no idea what is going on......Assuming you are able to know what is going on at all.

The third and final instalment will be called "Matrix Resolutions". More cool fight scenes....et hoc genus omne. The critics will hate it because at the end the hero dies, the heroine dies, the villain dies, and almost EVERYONE ELSE DIES!!!!.

Critics can't deal with unhappy endings because it is too much like life. Which is why they go to movies so they can pretend that life always has happy endings with no loose ends.


After that....I hereby resolve ONCE AGAIN to make no more resolutions.

I can't because I killed off most of my characters.


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:D :lol: :D
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Post by The_Lady_Aphrodite »

After that....I hereby resolve ONCE AGAIN to make no more resolutions


Ok............... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Mother Mo »

Lose more weight, plant a garden, enjoy my family, & go dancing more than just once a month! ;)
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Post by ArsenicAngel »

to live everyday like it is my last
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Post by junkie christ »

gothlace wrote:to live everyday like it is my last

ive been doing that for YEARS. i always coined it with night considering i sleep or work during the day
makes life more fun
everyone should do it
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Post by Noritha »

I'm going to just try to eat right until this baby gets outta me.

Then, I gotta start being a real parent. With two I think I'll start trying to cook every night like I use to do. And I don't think I'll drag this kid around as much as I did my first one, since one night at 11th street my daughter BEGGED toribat to put her on top of the table so she could dance... and she thinks most of her friends are 20 somethings that come over to hang out with her while her mom is around.
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