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My first time at Sanctus was a blast! (What I can remember of it!) I was a little timid at first, but then I do remember takeing off my shirt and wearing just my black pleather bra. Then sweet Misery bathed my torso with candle wax! I woke up the next morning with little blisters on my stomach in the shape of a paw print! I had to go to work that night and explain the "cute little design" she made! :oops: It certainly won't be my last memorable experience! Anyone else care to share first times, embarassing moments, etc.? Just curious ;) (And bored!)
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hmmmm, funny moment

Running through Fairbanks, chasing KarmaKaze (soulgrinder at that time) all because of a hat.
I learned that when five inch heels go from carpet to tile at a very quick rate, the one wearing the heels usually doesnt stay up for very long. LOL
All I could do at that time was sit in the floor and continue to giggle while Karmakaze stands gloating because he still has the hat.
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one time i was in this band and we recorded a crappy 7 song demo and so i thought we were rock stars so as the drummer i had to be crazy so coming back from the studio i moon the first car i see the car follows us back athens and then in and around athens finally we find a cop and the guy starts bitching about seein my million dollar ass......long story short just like a rockstar i got off with a warning not to do it again
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shadow dancer wrote:hmmmm, funny moment

Running through Fairbanks, chasing KarmaKaze (soulgrinder at that time) all because of a hat.
I learned that when five inch heels go from carpet to tile at a very quick rate, the one wearing the heels usually doesnt stay up for very long. LOL
All I could do at that time was sit in the floor and continue to giggle while Karmakaze stands gloating because he still has the hat.


hehehehehe.. *evil grin*
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there was that one sanctus (that was more drunken than usual) people throwing up in the bathroom, i got 3 people, (not including myself) completely trashed. i wound up being carried out by doc and jeff i believe and i managed to break away from them while proclaiming how sober i was and jump over the fence in market square. (i am not sure how i was able to do this because i had drank 1/2 pint of vodka, 4 shoots of hot damn, a lot of pinnaple rum, 4 minis, 2 glasses of wine, 2 beers, a few shots of bacardi 151, quite a bit of absinthe, and then a combination of 151 and absinthe. and i kept on drinking thats just all i remember) and when i tried to jump back over the fence my bondage straps snaged on the railing and i was hanging upside down. i hurt hurt the next day and was horrified as people told me of my exploits and then prank call me at work.
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March of 2003. Let see...I don't know how much I drank, but whatever 100 dollars would buy of stoli scredrivers...I think at the end I was getting rid of money via tips so I wouldn't drink any more.


I pissed of about 10 people :)
I kissed a couple girls (Im a whore, shoot me)
And woke up Celticsmith with sounds of me puking in his toilet the next day.

Good times....good times.

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lol, blackmetallic, I remember that night all to well... It was the "get sloshed and wake up at heather and rick's house. I think my stomache is still a little queezy from that night... But it was a great evening, and my neck hurt from trying to converse with you most of the night (which is sad considering I'm 6'1", lol). Gotta love those sanctus nights... A lotta good times.
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karmakaze wrote:there was that one sanctus (that was more drunken than usual) people throwing up in the bathroom, i got 3 people, (not including myself) completely trashed. i wound up being carried out by doc and jeff i believe and i managed to break away from them while proclaiming how sober i was and jump over the fence in market square. (i am not sure how i was able to do this because i had drank 1/2 pint of vodka, 4 shoots of hot damn, a lot of pinnaple rum, 4 minis, 2 glasses of wine, 2 beers, a few shots of bacardi 151, quite a bit of absinthe, and then a combination of 151 and absinthe. and i kept on drinking thats just all i remember) and when i tried to jump back over the fence my bondage straps snaged on the railing and i was hanging upside down. i hurt hurt the next day and was horrified as people told me of my exploits and then prank call me at work.


You forgot the part about running face-first directly into the pole outside the womens restroom at Faribanks. Love ya Ben!
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I particularly remember the first Sanctus at Blue Cat's. The table of people I went with bought four magnums of wine (we were told we bought the last one, much to our dismay). I think that was the last Sanctus Dustin came to (on break from duty or whatever) and he and another Marine came in handy when my garter belt broke :twisted: (they fixed it with the metal strip that runs around the top of the cellophane cover on a pack of cigaretts; and it is still holding together!). The insanity progressed to Ihop, where Anthony (who has since moved to PA) ate three of the breakfasts-made-for-famished-truck-drivers and parts of everyones' food and was so effusive and in love with everyone that he paid for something like five peoples' food. Then I had the pleasure of dropping a bunch of confessional drunks off at their respective homes. Good times.
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oh you ment funny stories from sanctus........nope dont have any of them im always a snob
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last sanctus == big blur
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judas gnb wrote:oh you ment funny stories from sanctus........nope dont have any of them im always a snob


Ditto.
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judas gnb wrote:oh you ment funny stories from sanctus........nope dont have any of them im always a snob


Dumbass, you are not. :lol:

Funny Sanctus memories...

Dark Elf drunk and running and leaping back and forth in front of Fairbanks.

Hardcore doing the Drama Death Drop on the dancefloor.

Dark Elf bending over in his elf suit just as I grabbed his ass (in retaliation for all the times he's grabbed mine) and getting nothing but scrotum - he was wearing fishnets and nothing else under his elf suit! I was so embarassed that I walked back to my table and Kasi asked me what was wrong - I told her - she asked which fingers grabbed the goodies - I showed her...
And she LICKED THE FINGER.

The mass wedding.

Bone, wearing a gangsta toboggan, with "G.O.T.H." sharpied on the knuckles of one fist, and "T.H.U.G." on the other.
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JaNell wrote:Bone, wearing a gangsta toboggan, with "G.O.T.H." sharpied on the knuckles of one fist, and "T.H.U.G." on the other.
I still owe you that picture, Bone.


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last sanctus == big blur


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Post by gwenhwyfar »

i don't have many funny stories, i am a real snob. actually i'm not a snob, i'm just reserved and shy. i follow mistress around like her puppy. the very first sanctus i went to, i unexpectedly ran into someone i had most definitely fornicated with. it was wierd so i drank. ALOT.

the 2nd sanctus i went to does have a funny story. in the bathroom being a chick, and i was a bit tipsy, i admit. some song came on and i got excited, grabed heather's arm and ran towards the floor, forgetting about the steps in front of it. fell down the steps and completely busted my ass, broke my shoes and everything. but i still danced, damnit.
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Post by RavenLunatic »

Those are some pretty funny moments guys! Thanx for sharing, I'm really starting to like it here. ;)
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I would have to say my most embarrassing Sanctus moment was when I was dancing with Blindboy. The front of my fishnets got stuck on his zipper and ShadowDancer had to come undo us right in the middle of the dancefloor. To make it worse, we were right under the spotlight. :lol:

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lol im such a dork. :P
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