Have you guy's heard any good "one liners" lately?

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:36 am

maynerd? who the fuck is maynerd?

(i know who he is, please do not explain it to me)

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:40 am

punkrockjoe wrote:
iblis wrote:"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields

One of my favorites as well.....here's one for you .....

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

that totaly rocks, but only when i sing it with a heavy irish accent

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 4:15 am

tat2jay wrote:maynerd? who the fuck is maynerd?

Then why did you ask and why is it spelled wrong?

Hand of Fate · Post by **Hand of Fate** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:40 am

Why does every thread have to become a war zone?

That being said, I think it is funny when someone seems to believe that they are enlightened and part of the enlightenment includes the understanding that all other people who think they are enlightened are wrong and stupid. Just a thought, it could go both ways.

One liner?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." --Inigo from "The Princess Bride"

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:32 pm

"Nothing in life is meant to be feared, but simply understood." Marie Curie

"Boys lie and sometimes stink." Happy Bunny

The_Lady_Aphrodite · Post by **The_Lady_Aphrodite** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:52 pm

RavenLunatic wrote:"Boys lie and sometimes stink." Happy Bunny

I like that one...............

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 4:33 pm

Here's a few more for tha helluvit...

What would Scooby Do? (Bumper Sticker)
Gun control is using both hands! (Bumper Sticker)
Since your gross, shouldn't you be smart? Happy Bunny
And last but not least...
Marijuana ... At least it's not crack! (Bumper Sticker)

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 7:15 pm

" So i got into the accident and had to go down to the DMV, or as i'd like to call it :Satan's asshole!" Dane Cook-comedian :fuckoff:

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 3:20 am

how's it goin' are you flowin'-----Tenacious D
what are you going to do?
kill them all sir. -----kirt russell soldier