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What the fuck? Over.

This is disgusting, a new high in lows.
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Wow, what a novel idea!
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You REALLY need to get out more, dude.
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I don't know you......
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Sir Diddimus wrote:
mafiaman wrote:My penis is most definitely NOT a Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway (shudder), or any other feeble character associated with Star Trek.


yeah, it must be a wookie then.....


Well... better a Wookie than an Ewok.... LoL.. :twisted:
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Mine's that little guy from Return to Endor . . . you know the one thats really really fast . . . like really. . .
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EvilVegan wrote:Mine's that little guy from Return to Endor . . . you know the one thats really really fast . . . like really. . .



hahahaha
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Sir Diddimus wrote:
mafiaman wrote:My penis is most definitely NOT a Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway (shudder), or any other feeble character associated with Star Trek.


yeah, it must be a wookie then.....



Hmmmm, Chewbacca the Penis.
Its got potential......
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Nemesis wrote:
Sir Diddimus wrote:
mafiaman wrote:My penis is most definitely NOT a Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway (shudder), or any other feeble character associated with Star Trek.


yeah, it must be a wookie then.....


Well... better a Wookie than an Ewok.... LoL.. :twisted:


I dunno.
My Penis + Cold Water = Shrinky Dink

Wookie to Ewok in just a few degrees.
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There is no replacement for displacement.
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creapyrob wrote:Image


Its a joke, son.
Sanford got it.....
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Sir Diddimus wrote:
mafiaman wrote:My penis is most definitely NOT a Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway (shudder), or any other feeble character associated with Star Trek.


yeah, it must be a wookie then.....

:jesus: "i did it all for the wookie! all for the wookie! so you can take that ewok, and shove it up your ass!" :jesus:
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EvilVegan wrote:Mine's that little guy from Return to Endor . . . you know the one thats really really fast . . . like really. . .


Note: This iz NOT something 2 brag about!
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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Wicket
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EvilVegan wrote:Wicket

wicket was in jedi, too. he was neat-o, because back then all the cool guys did crack, and you've never seen anything until you've seen an ewok burn the rock, yo.
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Post by mafiaman »

Start your naming again!
Due to events beyond the control of mortal men (and women) we have lost 2 month's worth of posts on this thread! So I would like to ask you all to pitch in and restart posting on it as quickly as possible with your name ideas for the Penis!

Thank you for your support.
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lets hope this "stays up" this time

hymen munster
frankencock
count cockula

nermal
coochie monster
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Post by jenna »

Let's see.... i think there are about 3 posts of me re-suggesting Little Bunny Foo Foo that are missing.
Soo.....

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Little Bunny Foo Foo

There. Back up to date.
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Wee Willie! or maybe Red Rover!
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Post by white_darkness »

Count cockula? That's great.

How about...

The Cock formerly known as Prince?

or

The Cock whose man has a name?
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:oneeye:
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I'm truly just posting here to "stroke the cock" so to speak. Kepping the cock on top.

I myself am not into naming body parts. When you name the penis and I know the name. I will giggle at the penis everytime I see the penis. I know this from experience in a brief relationship. I mean why do guys get so touchy when you point and laugh. Sheese. :twisted:
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Pharinet wrote: I mean why do guys get so touchy when you point and laugh. Sheese. :twisted:

And why do we point and giggle when women get so touchy.? :lol:
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Nemesis wrote:
Pharinet wrote: I mean why do guys get so touchy when you point and laugh. Sheese. :twisted:

And why do we point and giggle when women get so touchy.? :lol:




Because Female Pychos are entertaning and men can't help themselves. :mrgreen:
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