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Who would win in a cage match? Tony the Tiger, or Toucan Sam.

Tony
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61%
Sam
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39%
 
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My friend and I just had a huge fight over this, she says Sam...


Im saying Tony...

1) Yes Toucan Sam can fly people, but he can't fly very far in a cage. Eventually he'd get tired and come down, thus Tony would eat him.

2) Yes Sam does have a beak, but they don't peck with it. It's curved. It's made for eating fruit, not attacking a tiger.

3) Tony is Super Charged! He could shoot the damn bird with lightning.

4) Tony also has teeth and claws, whats the bird gunna do, throw fruitloops? Oh no.

5) Frosted Flakes are GURRRRRREAT!......what other peice of sugar corn can compare?
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they will take tony off kolopins and he will become angry and hateful and eat sam.........
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Toucan Sam all the way

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This is the gayest thing I swear, Toucan Sam would totally win and everyone knows it...it would poke the stupid tigers brains out. BESIDES the Tiger is so fat cause ALL it does is sit around and eat frosted flakes, hes supercharged for what a whole of 5 minutes? Then he goes right back to eating. Stupid Tiger.. Thats the end to that.
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:lol: :lol:
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this debate is hella deadly close to the two guys on drugs, one on acid (sam) one of speed (tony) would win in a fight...
people expect this great shit outta the guy on acid... and hes seeing himself do shit thats intense street asswhippin criteria, but in reality hes waving his arms around wildly (in sams case, flying in circles)... the speedyfreaky is gonna wanna tear you a newasshole and quick before the buzzyspeedys go away and the slowdowns start up.. plus he wants you wallet for $$$ and more speed.
speed freak wins!
point in case:
we fed our nam troops acid.. didnt really help.
our president is a cokehead and he blows up entire countries in a matter of hours before the buzz dies....

plus tony is a tiger. sam is a fucking bird. ive never been afraid of a single bird (note single, im a Hitchcock fan) chasing me. a tiger would make my hardcore ass climb a tree and beg for mommy. ill leave that shit to the croc hunter guy.
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**sigh** you people have yet to realize how awesome Sam really is...thats ll I have to say, this is the end.

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junkie christ wrote:plus tony is a tiger. sam is a fucking bird. ive never been afraid of a single bird (note single, im a Hitchcock fan) chasing me.



Amen to that, I would loose my shxt if that many birds wanted my eyeballs....
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Yeah dont forget sam is magical......though I think his magic is limited to making rain bows and cereal fall from the sky (or is that the lucky charms guy) :lol:
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Lost Traveler wrote:Yeah dont forget sam is magical......though I think his magic is limited to making rain bows and cereal fall from the sky (or is that the lucky charms guy) :lol:

thats the lucky charms guy....
and my an old landlord i used to have............
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No...haven't you people seen the commercials?
Toucan Sam makes those GIANT froot loops fall out of the sky..crushing Tony.
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SirenIntermedia wrote:No...haven't you people seen the commercials?
Toucan Sam makes those GIANT froot loops fall out of the sky..crushing Tony.

your wayyyyyyyy to passionate about this... :twisted:
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Well...you know...I hate any cereal besides Froot Loops, so denying froot loops and toucan sam, would be like...a sin. lol
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SirenIntermedia wrote:Well...you know...I hate any cereal besides Froot Loops, so denying froot loops and toucan sam, would be like...a sin. lol

thats by far the single greatest thing ive read all day
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**nods** Yeah...I'm done arguing about this. lol..
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You should just give up Siren, the people have spoken. Just look at the polls. Tony rules. :rock:
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I say Toucan would win, fuck the freaking poll..people are gay and wont submit to a toucan thats all.
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Dude, people on speed are scary

a tiger would make my hardcore ass climb a tree and beg for mommy. ill leave that shit to the croc hunter guy.



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Tony would win, hands down....

...until Captain Crunch skewered his lily-livered ass and made a rug out of him, that is. HAAARRR!

And I'm talking about Captain Crunch, not that uber-P.C. "Cap'n" guy.
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Post by junkie christ »

what about the cartoony alien from the Quisp box?
i mean the box did have instructions not to open till the end of the world.
that pansy little bitch looked weak, but hes a genocidal killer.
am i the only person that remembers this? oh well.
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Post by Snap Dragon »

I say that The Samster 8-) would win because, while Tony's eyes were fixated on his delicous frosted flakes, Sam would take the opportunity to :twisted: PECK OUT HIS EYES!!! :-x YEAH!....That's Grrrrrreat!!! :D
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