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Driver pulled over for watching porn

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Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.

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im shocked this made the news.
seems like it would be more common.
but its funny.
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too funny...it is strange though its the first case....guess police are bashful when they pull them over so its never made the news.
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Frankly, I don't know of many people who have the ability to view any type of film in their cars. A mercedes with view screens in the headrests? I think that might have something to do with the infrequency of such incidents. Just a guess... ;)
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Guess it isn't safe to polish the one-eyed gopher while staring at pictures of missing children on the back of a milk carton... :roll:[/quote]


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yay Albany! i'm so proud of my hometown for making the news for something as completely asinine as this. only in NY...
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what I'm curious about and didn't quite get from the article is was he pulled over for watching it while driving or pulled over cause it was porn?
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I think it has to deal with watching films and driving. I know that talking on the cell and driving in NY is illegal. Plus it didnt say if he was masterbaing or not? That would be indecent exposure.
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satanskitten wrote:what I'm curious about and didn't quite get from the article is was he pulled over for watching it while driving or pulled over cause it was porn?


:lol: :lol: No the cop was going to let it go (the three kids at the bus stop he hit were in a bad part of town so..) but then the officer (who was watching over his shoulder) realized it was "Finding REMO"! :lol: :lol:
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