Shh...

Love · Post by **Love** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:43 pm

I have a secret but I'm afraid to tell. If you know my secret please do not reveal it. I'm still trying to decided whether or not I want the fact known. I don't know if it'll effect the credibility in my arguments. I would hope not...

Anyway, I'll give it up sooner or later. I'm open to guesses if y'all would like to take a stab at it. Just please, don't guess if you know.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:50 pm

You are a pothead with bad teeth?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:55 pm

You are a troll?

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:55 pm

your a baptist preacher

Love · Post by **Love** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:57 pm

Buttercup: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking hilarious in oh so many ways. I had to pick myself off the floor to type this. LOL!

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:59 pm

You are the troll formerly known as Logic?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:08 pm

Buttercup wrote:You are the troll formerly known as Logic?

That is what I was thinking.

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:48 pm

your a dude?

:lol:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:23 pm

the secret is that she has a penis but is not a dude
shes a shim.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:28 pm

Whooly shit hermaphoride..dudt do do dut do. I have a hermaphoride song.

Ogre · Post by **Ogre** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:43 pm

Ummm your not human???????????

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:54 pm

A few free words of advice: If you have to debate rather or not you should post a secret to a public internet message board, you probably shouldn't.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:51 pm

Can you keep a secret?
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So can I
:P~

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:59 pm

Sorry, but this reminds me of a joke. How do you keep a moron in suspense?

X · Post by X » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:27 pm

he's secretly a retarded pothead transvestite, who was picked up by an alien, and forced into a weight loss program......AND did the jerry springer show to talk about it......

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:53 pm

you are in the CIA?

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:13 pm

Try reading this fast....

You're secretly Osama Ben Laden ....secretly evil twin to Bush.... formerly known on the planet of Fat Head as Almighty King of the Poo Throwing Alien Monkeys.....which are secretly really furry humans subject to lab experiments and tests for enducing the #1Evil hormone....which is secretly non-existent....don't tell anyone that i secretly just told you this secret ok?

YEAH....

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:21 pm

Try reading this fast....

You're secretly Osama Ben Laden ....secretly evil twin to Bush.... formerly known on the planet of Fat Head as Almighty King of the Poo Throwing Alien Monkeys.....which are secretly really furry humans subject to lab experiments and tests for enducing the #1Evil hormone....which is secretly non-existent....don't tell anyone that i secretly just told you this secret ok?

YEAH....

LMAO!

Love · Post by **Love** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:15 am

Holy shit. Don't do that when you're high.

X is close to my actual person and life but not my secret.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:28 am

If it's such a big secret why post about it at all?