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Who's your bologna?

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If you could make any famous person into bologna who would it be?Who would you serve your bologna to?
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i would do Paris Hilton into a slice if she weighed enough to be a slice.
so i guess im gonna say bush. and id eat it on national TV and then scream THE MEDIA IS SCRIPTED YOU STUPID FUCKS TURN YOUR TV OFF!!!!!!!
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How the hell did this come into someone's mid? Oh well...

Britney, and feed it to Junkie :twisted:
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what a strange question...i dont know maybie justin timberlake and serve it to my dog...
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junkie christ wrote:i would do Paris Hilton into a slice if she weighed enough to be a slice.
so i guess im gonna say bush. and id eat it on national TV and then scream THE MEDIA IS SCRIPTED YOU STUPID FUCKS TURN YOUR TV OFF!!!!!!!


damn u beat me too it, ok then i'll grind up Cheney 4 mine
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other than a few on here....and feed em to buttercup, I guess I would grind up..................jesus I had to sit here and think about it!

Mariah carey...........and Id eat it to get rid of the evidence.
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Post by roseblood »

well grind up J LO
and i would serve it to Kelly Osborne.

or

grind george bush
serve to jeb bush

or

grind frodo
serve him to sam
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Hhmm... I'd turn Bush into a slice, and then tell a vegan guy that it was vegan bologna and then feed it to him...
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Post by Snap Dragon »

How the hell did this come into someone's mid? Oh well...

Britney, and feed it to Junkie


...you know ...you have a strange fascination with Junkie these days...what's up?
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Post by Hardcoregirl »

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:other than a few on here....and feed em to buttercup



Moi?!?

Why oh why me?

I don't like bologna...it's like vienna sausages, spam and potted meat product-mechanically separated lips and assholes..lol
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My ex husband & feed it to his mother!
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Post by roseblood »

The daily special is a tasty Mel Gibson bologna on dried tomoto bread w/ mayo.To be served to Keanu Reeves.

I bid you good day sir.
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Dunno 'bout bologna, but I bet Rush Limbaugh would make 1 hellova pig roast ... u could feed the homeless twice over! :twisted:
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Post by temple »

MahoganyDawn wrote:SOMEONE.. has seen one too many episodes of Invaider Zim.

that toon rawks got a screen saver from it and it's kewl
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