Just Wrong in so many ways

Spam · Post by **Spam** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:33 am

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:48 am

that's just wrong....I love it!

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:46 am

I told it to hump. LMAO!

Xerxes · Post by **Xerxes** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:15 pm

Spam wrote:http://www.subservientchicken.com/

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:25 pm

That's funny as hell!

Space Traveler 9 · Post by **Space Traveler 9** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:24 pm

Eh, all i can do about that is shudder...

X · Post by X » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:57 pm

thats dumb....
i told it to pick up one of the couches and throw it.....he just sat down.............

i think that chicken is retarded

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:56 pm

some keywords that set him off:

flame broiled
burger king
naked
vampire
punk
yoga
exercise
jumping jacks
fly
dance
disco
call 911
scream
jump
sing
stand on one foot
freak out
funky chicken
rock
lettuce or tomato
lamp
sit
floor
couch
hump
lie down
kiss
read
watch
TV
television
chair
eat
die
sleep
lay
egg
drink
pluck
feathers
hot wings
knock
stop

(try 'censored' words)

Warning: the subservient chicken delivers subliminal signals to your brain as you use him, stimulating you to buy Burger King Tendercrisp sandwiches. Come on over, the fire's great.... :fire:

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:34 pm

He does cartwheels.

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:41 pm

fight
kung fu
karate

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:01 am

Gregori, exactly how much time did you spend with the chicken?

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:26 pm

I spent enough time with him that I felt like choking the chicken...

ah... never mind...

oh, and "rock" doesn't do anything, the word is |>||_|_()\/\/, (the red comfy soft things on the couch) which if you type anywhere on KG it changes to "rock." (Thanks, J.D.)

I love interactive software like the old ELIZA programs. I designed and programmed a home automation system which used natural English commands and voice recognition, so I like playing around with "free input" programs.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:41 pm

OMG! Try hids, that's too cute!

X · Post by X » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:02 pm

this chicken doesn't do shit....

stupid cock

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:15 pm

YEah hide is funny

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:06 pm

Punch and kick do fun things.

I had a list about 297 words long, but it's at my apartment.

(No, I don't have a life. Can I borrow yours?)

GreenFairy · Post by **GreenFairy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:19 pm

i love power
control is nice very nice :twisted:

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:49 am

CHSgothbabe09 · Post by **CHSgothbabe09** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:59 pm

What the ........... DUDE! and i thought i was mental! :fuckedup:

!!!!!!

Just Wrong in so many ways

Just Wrong in so many ways

ok

You are my bitch, chicken man

three flavors of a cocky cock....

Don't dis the chicken