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Black Metallic
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Contest: Best name for ... (Maybe not safe for work...)

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Its like a caption contest, cept with much less class.
Its all about the oontz.
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Black Metallic
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Oops forgot to add a couple of mine:

1) These aren't my keys.

2) He slimed me.

3) Thats gonna oooze.
Its all about the oontz.
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"GASP" Oh my god, She's a Nexxus link!!!!! ewww is that a pimple???
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

"I want a bed made outta your boobs" -Ben
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How do you play Cat's Cradle again?
“A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.â€
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"Are you sure this is KY?"
Ancora imparo. -- Michaelangelo
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"First it was bubbles out of my ass, now this?
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"Pleaze tell me that I didn't grab the super glue ,,,, again"
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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hmm.

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How many times do I have to apply this to the skin for maximum smoothness again?
When the darkness fell from the sky, where were you to hold my hand..
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Oh shit! Your a Quart Low.

Only Two Fingers!? I'm in Love... ;)

HEY! Where's my Ring?

What string?

I DID put a dollar in your ass. Now I want my candy bar.

QUICK! PUT YOUR FINGERs BACK IN OR THE NORTH SEA WILL RUSH IN AND CRUSH OUR TULIPS!!!

Whoops! Wrong Hole.
The Church: The Earth is Flat. I know it's Round. I see the shadow on the moon. I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church. -Ferdinand Magellan
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I thought HE was supposed to squirt the gooey stuff...
A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather
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AGAIN!! AGAIN!! WEEEEEE!!!!
Are we there yet?
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Butt:You are more interested in your fingers than me.
Her:How did you get spider webing in there?
Butt:Goo slimes scissors.I win!
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