The Dear Ivanna Thread

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon May 10, 2004 6:00 pm

Yeah, normally a Dr. won't forbid sex unless there are complications with the pregnancy....since I don't know lovechild's exact condition, I felt I needed to throw that caution in there.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon May 10, 2004 7:16 pm

Ivanna- Yea, ok good point. That's why this is YOUR thread

I need to have an actual conversation with you next time we see each other.

Kit- Your mom drinks <giggles> That's a fucking classic. I'll tell ya when you call.

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Mon May 10, 2004 9:06 pm

thanks for the advice, but my doctor told me that i shouldnt....

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Mon May 10, 2004 9:10 pm

Any tips on how to overcome shyness?

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Mon May 10, 2004 10:51 pm

Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right? :lol:

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon May 10, 2004 11:05 pm

Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

Fucking weirdo!! :LOL:

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Tue May 11, 2004 1:39 am

Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

You too? I thought I was the only one!!

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Tue May 11, 2004 8:35 am

Is it very terrible to wish extremely bad things on people who have screwed you over or who have done terrible things to you (i.e. exes, enemies, and all around losers)?

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:11 am

LadyIvanna wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

Fucking weirdo!! :LOL:

does this mean you wanna break up? :shock:

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:15 am

ms.tangledwebs wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

You too? I thought I was the only one!!

No, dont you remember the night you and I lit candles and sang "Coombaya Ivanna"?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:45 pm

Ligeia wrote:
ms.tangledwebs wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

You too? I thought I was the only one!!

No, dont you remember the night you and I lit candles and sang "Coombaya Ivanna"?

Rock on. Just like Abby, you have stalkers now (or slaves?). *smells a possible syndicated column* So will you be needing a manager?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue May 11, 2004 3:36 pm

Rose and Thorns wrote:Any tips on how to overcome shyness?

Hmmm....well, getting drunk always helps me. I'm being serious here. Those that know me will prolly horselaugh me, but, unless I already know someone or am tipsy at least, I'm quite introverted. Sometimes, I still am eventhough I know the person. The best way I've found, sober or without a middle man, is to find something about the person you want to talk to that you have an interest in too. Work up your courage, go over and introduce yourself and say something to the effect of "Hey I heard you were into ......" If you're shot down....big deal....their loss! Get up and try again.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue May 11, 2004 3:40 pm

QueenOfTheFlock wrote:Is it very terrible to wish extremely bad things on people who have screwed you over or who have done terrible things to you (i.e. exes, enemies, and all around losers)?

No, not necessarily; however, IMHO, the very best revenge you can get on someone that has wronged you is for them to see you prospering(not necessarily financially) and happy......it will eat them up!!!!

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Tue May 11, 2004 3:48 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
Rose and Thorns wrote:Any tips on how to overcome shyness?

Hmmm....well, getting drunk always helps me. I'm being serious here. Those that know me will prolly horselaugh me, but, unless I already know someone or am tipsy at least, I'm quite introverted. Sometimes, I still am eventhough I know the person. The best way I've found, sober or without a middle man, is to find something about the person you want to talk to that you have an interest in too. Work up your courage, go over and introduce yourself and say something to the effect of "Hey I heard you were into ......" If you're shot down....big deal....their loss! Get up and try again.

you could also adopt my theory, I'm going to say what I feel like saying, and if someone doesnt like it, good. If everyone likes you then you are doing something wrong. In my expereince, shyness comes from the urge to not be disliked, stop caring.

Daughain · Post by **Daughain** » Tue May 11, 2004 3:52 pm

An aside, in some ways...Shyness can also be the fear of oneself. Think on it. =)

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Tue May 11, 2004 7:55 pm

Dear Ivanna,

How should someone act when they just got finished saying something, then some twit comes along, changes the words a little, and acts like they had an origional, ingenious idea? I've been having problems with this twit at work, I want to kick her. What should I do?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:21 pm

Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna, How should someone act when they just got finished saying something, then some twit comes along, changes the words a little, and acts like they had an origional, ingenious idea? I've been having problems with this twit at work, I want to kick her. What should I do?

if we get a good answer for that, i say we go beat the shit out of all those goddamn *nu* bands and say HEY STOP COPYING OTHER BANDS THAT PROBABLY SUCKED ANYWAY!!!.. then do it to the movie industry.... then to the people themselves......

"a side effect of a carbon copy of an idea we forgot"-- th8p

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:27 am

welcome, fools, to Ligeia and Junkie's new world order!!!!!! muwaahahahahaha!!!!!! :lol:

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Wed May 12, 2004 12:14 pm

I keep having irresistable urges to...

A) Walk through graveyards in the middle of the night to have conversations with dead people.

B) Walk in dangerous parts of Knoxville late at night until I come across a woman being assaulted by a man and beat the ever-living shit out of him. ("Did you see the guy who beat you up?" "No, officer, all I saw was the black trenchcoat and sunglasses before the blood got in my eyes.")

Any advice?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 3:56 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
LunaSea wrote:Dear Ivanna,
Is it wrong that I hate my ex but I let him think I miss him desparately just so he will have a hard time?

Hmmmm....a hard time in what way???

I got to thinking about your question today at work. A response that I made to another person kept coming to mind on this: would it not cause him a harder time for him to see you happy with or without another man than him?????

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