The Dear Ivanna Thread

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 3:59 pm

Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

How should someone act when they just got finished saying something, then some twit comes along, changes the words a little, and acts like they had an origional, ingenious idea? I've been having problems with this twit at work, I want to kick her. What should I do?

If it's something you are telling your supervisor, make sure the 'twit' is not around when you propose your idea. If it's just in general conversation, look at the 'twit' and say, "That's what I just fucking said. You need to get your head out of your ass and pay more attention."

I, seriously, doubt this is gonna solve the ripping off of music thing.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:01 pm

white_darkness wrote:
Ligeia wrote:
ms.tangledwebs wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

You too? I thought I was the only one!!

No, dont you remember the night you and I lit candles and sang "Coombaya Ivanna"?

Rock on. Just like Abby, you have stalkers now (or slaves?). *smells a possible syndicated column* So will you be needing a manager?

*grins* I honestly find this whole thread too fucking hilarious!!!! However, if I think someone is posing a genuine question, I'll attempt to give a genuine a answer.....if it be fucted up....the answer will be fucted up.

:D

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:04 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
Ligeia wrote:
ms.tangledwebs wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

You too? I thought I was the only one!!

No, dont you remember the night you and I lit candles and sang "Coombaya Ivanna"?

Rock on. Just like Abby, you have stalkers now (or slaves?). *smells a possible syndicated column* So will you be needing a manager?

*grins* I honestly find this whole thread too fucking hilarious!!!! However, if I think someone is posing a genuine question, I'll attempt to give a genuine a answer.....if it be fucted up....the answer will be fucted up. :D

True. It's easy to pick out the serious or pseudo-serious ones fortunately....

So about that possible management?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:05 pm

Ligeia wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

Fucking weirdo!! :LOL:

does this mean you wanna break up?

No, dear, I DO still need my boots polished from time to time. :twisted:

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:08 pm

ms.tangledwebs wrote:
Ligeia wrote:Dear Ivanna,

I am your biggest fan! I have a shrine built to you in my closet, and a lamenated picture of you hanging in my shower. Sometimes I sit outside your house and lick your sidewalk (nothing your PERFECT feet have touched can be dirty). I miss you, I love you. So, I guess my question is... This is ok, right?

You too? I thought I was the only one!!

Stalkers????? COOL!!!!!
:morticia:

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:11 pm

lovechild wrote:thanks for the advice, but my doctor told me that i shouldnt....

In that case, dear, get some blue cohosh and take 2 capsules everyday. It is a natural herb and helps the cervix dialate.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:14 pm

Ligeia wrote:welcome, fools, to Ligeia and Junkie's new world order!!!!!! muwaahahahahaha!!!!!!

Just as long as you guys recognize whom is the 'secret' antichrist.
:morticia:

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:16 pm

Scorptrio wrote:I keep having irresistable urges to...

A) Walk through graveyards in the middle of the night to have conversations with dead people.

B) Walk in dangerous parts of Knoxville late at night until I come across a woman being assaulted by a man and beat the ever-living shit out of him. ("Did you see the guy who beat you up?" "No, officer, all I saw was the black trenchcoat and sunglasses before the blood got in my eyes.")

Any advice?

A) Go for it.

B) Go for it.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:19 pm

white_darkness wrote:
So about that possible management?

LMFAO! Joo got it, Babe!

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:48 pm

wow Ivanna, only you could post a whole page by yourself, but its ok cause its your thread! but im soooooo relieved you dont wanna break up cause i cant think of anyone else to stalk right now. maybe misstangledwebbs and i could take turns stalking each other if it ever came to that.

and you know you will hold the title of empress when jc and i take over the world. thats a given :roll:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 13, 2004 1:17 am

LadyIvanna wrote:
Ligeia wrote:welcome, fools, to Ligeia and Junkie's new world order!!!!!! muwaahahahahaha!!!!!!

Just as long as you guys recognize whom is the 'secret' antichrist.

yea empress works.
i know her to well to pin antichrist to her.... lol.

when me and ligeia take over the world, Ivanna gets the former soviet union and europe.

We shall title it sovieopope.
the only concatenation of soviet, europe, pope, and poop i know.

okokokok ivanna can call it what she wishes, but i still dig that name. lol

dear ivanna, *serious question* do you think i should keep trying to hold conversations so much if im actually by nature a pretty brooding quiet guy? ive been wondering this for a while and figure heres a good place to ask someone. lol

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu May 13, 2004 2:07 am

junkie christ wrote:dear ivanna, *serious question* do you think i should keep trying to hold conversations so much if im actually by nature a pretty brooding quiet guy? ive been wondering this for a while and figure heres a good place to ask someone. lol

Honey, you might be a brooding, quiet kind of guy; however, despite all of that, there is deep inside you a need to be love and accepted by certain people. No matter how much of a loner you are, you still have a NEED to connect. Just pick and choose with whom you connect with.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:23 pm

Dear Ivanna,

Will I ever EVER get laid...EVER???

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:52 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Dear Ivanna,

Will I ever EVER get laid...EVER???

Yes, you will; however, it's VERY IMPORTANT to be choosy......that helps to prevent the sores and itchies!!! Always remember......PICKY IS A GOOOOOOOOODDDD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until then, buy stock in Duracell.

Daughain · Post by **Daughain** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:39 pm

Stalkers?? Do I get to play too??

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Thu May 13, 2004 7:06 pm

Daughain wrote:Stalkers?? Do I get to play too??

NO!

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Thu May 13, 2004 8:33 pm

Daughain wrote:Stalkers?? Do I get to play too??

SHE'S MINE!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!!! :evil:

But you are more than welcome to stalk me if you like. :twisted:

Aerick Ravenheart · Post by **Aerick Ravenheart** » Thu May 13, 2004 10:04 pm

Dear Ivanna........You seem to have stalkers and enjoy it, and I have a stalker and just want to run and hide like a scared little girl. Soooo.....how should I give'r tha boot without hurting the poor thing? She seems to be so fragile and I do not want to break her heart, seeing her true sincerity of appreciating and caring for me. However, after knowing her for three weeks, she just doesn't seem to be exactly "my type". I made a booboo and don't know what to do! Can you lend me some advice on what to tell her? Thanx.............Aerick

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:18 am

Aerick Ravenheart wrote:Dear Ivanna........You seem to have stalkers and enjoy it, and I have a stalker and just want to run and hide like a scared little girl. Soooo.....how should I give'r tha boot without hurting the poor thing? She seems to be so fragile and I do not want to break her heart, seeing her true sincerity of appreciating and caring for me. However, after knowing her for three weeks, she just doesn't seem to be exactly "my type". I made a booboo and don't know what to do! Can you lend me some advice on what to tell her? Thanx.............Aerick

No, hon....I don't have any real stalkers(at least none that I know of).....these are just very good friends of mine. A REAL stalker sux goat's ass!!!! Now, I know we chatted a wee bit about this. You fucked up. No matter what you do now, you are going to look like a complete fucking asshole!!! But then, we ALL fuck up in our lives at one point or another....some more often than others.....the thing is, you have to learn from your fuck-ups. You are still young; therefore, you are allowed to fuck-up a wee bit more than the rest of us. Now....to the problem at hand....you are going to have to face the music. Doesn't matter how fragile she 'appears' to be or whatever.....you MUST be totally honest with her!!! I understand you not wanting to hurt her, but if she is intruding in your life and in your happiness, you have to grow some balls of steel and tell her what is what. BUT....you better make sure that you appologize for your fuck up....no, that isn't gonna make it better, but at least you will have owned up to it. All I can say is "good luck, darlin'" and I hope you face up to this.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:00 am

Dear Lady Ivanna,

Does UT still offer cash for a person's corpse? If so, how much?

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